Barney Puddle 

When a very old women squirts.

Oooft, Margery left a soaking Barney Puddle at the bingo hall.

Barney Puddle by ShadyGarGar June 12, 2018

Cuddle Puddle 

A puddle of bodily fluids left after sexual intercourse.

That was super hot sex, I mean look at that cuddle puddle. R.I.P. the housekeepers.

Cuddle Puddle by DopeSauce4lyfe May 20, 2019

Pillow puddle

4 of more pillows creating a person like form to comfort the lonely

Lisa’s boyfriend left so she made a pillow puddle to pretend he’s still with her

Pillow puddle by Bubble bear May 19, 2020

turd puddle 

a turd that feels solid when it is going through the anal cavity and in to the rectum, but when you poop it is a turd that looks like a mud puddle.

i took laxatives and was deceived by a turd puddle

turd puddle by platinumgaming57 January 23, 2021

Tuna puddle 

Wet spot from a good night of sex!!

Mark was having a good night sex with his sister until he rolled over into the tuna puddle and almost drowned!

Tuna puddle by Thomas broadway December 8, 2021

Your shithole's a puddle 

An expression used to compare one person's problems to someone else's.

To make the listener realize he is lucky compared to others.

Your life's a shithole? Well your shithole's a puddle compared to the people starving in Africa every day while you sit at home and get beat by your husband. We both know who has things worse.

Your shithole's a puddle by Christopho: the G.I. Joe November 26, 2010

Goose stuck in the puddle

The sound an unconscious person's hand makes when forced to aggressively slap an excessively moist vagina by the finger bang recipient.

Yo bro, early morning? I hear that goose stuck in the puddle this morning.

Goose stuck in the puddle by Sean mcvay April 6, 2017