Poser

Someone who shops at Hot Topic.

"DUDE lets go to Hot Topic"
"Yeah we can look so stupid and like posers"
"Alright, sweet i have always wanted to look like a shitbag!"

by Taylor1993 October 06, 2008

poser

A poser is someone who tries hard to fit into a group which they do not belong to. This is usually to receive a certain type of reputation among others.People also preach they like certain types of music to fit into certain groups yet have no idea what the bands music is about.

Girl:(singing teenagers by My Chemical Romance)I just love My Chemical Romance!
MCR Fan: Who is your favrioute mem of MCR
Girl:Whats MCR?
MCR Fan: My Chemical Romance??You where just singing there songs?
Girl: Oh Teenagers
MCR fan: I love I never told you what i do for a living!
Girl: Whos that song by?
MCR fan:(falls over poser!!!)

by Cloza November 07, 2007

poser

i little white boy who thinks he black but not

that loser tyler blake is a poser cause he thought he were black but now he think he leb

by Leigh213 October 15, 2005

poser

A poser is aome one tht rides a sk8board to look kool and dont even get hurt,also a poser is someone tht wants to be something there not.

if ur a prep and where preppy cloths and u can barley keep ur balence on a board dont call some one a poser....look at ur self u dont belong on a sk8board. If u where wut ever u want whether its sk8er brands or not and u come to skool w/ a big scrape down ur leg and u show every body ur sk8 board then ur not a poser.

by Sk8terpain October 25, 2005

Poser

A person who tries to do somethin, but sucks horrably at it and thinks they are good. Take a skateboarder for instence. If they totally suck and think they are good, you have the right to declare them a poser. They think they are all that and a bag of chips.

"o man i can do a varial kickfip facky."
"Do it!!"
"No, i dont wanna, i dont wanna brag."
"POSER!!!!"

by Jester-ThaWickid September 27, 2005

Poser

Those people that buy skater shoes if they've never even tried to skate before, the ones who don't even know what band is on their T-shirts when they buy them from Hot Topic, the ones who dress all black everyday and act all sad/depressed even when they have what some people would call a perfect life... Basically, people who try to fit in with one certain label because they want attention.

Emo Poser: Ughh, I hate my life. Everything is so depressing and no one wants me..

Random Kid: You live in a mansion, you are friends with pretty much this whole school, and your family is awesome.

Emo Poser: Uhmm. NO ONE GETS ME! -runs away-

by Random kid, kthanks. October 08, 2007

poser

dumb fuckheads who think they're grim nekro evil kvlt total darkness, but aren't. example: maniac (mayhem), everyone in finntroll, and for a good rating also avril lavigne.

"fucking poser!"

"i fucking kill your poser-ass"

"euronymous was an uber-poser"

by astathica May 08, 2003