poser

Someone who thinks they can do something but they really can't.

Sean Heffernan- Auburn, WA.
Avril Lavigne
A Homeless Person
poser

by Bigolva Gina March 28, 2007

poser

One who tries, usually failing miserably, to fit into a group. (Usually trying to be a punk)

One Poser: Oh my god! Ashlee Simpson lip-synchs!

Other Poser: I know! She doesn't rawk. She isn't punk like us!

One Poser: Tell me about it! Let's go listen to Avril Lavigne cd's!

Other Poser: okay!

by The Glue July 15, 2008

poser

Avril is the best in the world. she can play guitar and she can sing

complicated sk8ter boy

by alexander _alex July 15, 2008

poser

Someone who attempts to join a social group or clique for reasons of popularity or recognition rather than because they believe in what the group represents.

Why is he even here? He can't even ollie! He's such a poser.

Ashley Simpson

by GreenPork February 16, 2007

poser

Get rejected at every attemp of conversation or attemp at fitting in with others and gets really depressed goes in the bathroom to "cut" their wrists.

boy1: Hey guys, did you hear the new fall out boy song "sugar we're going down" on muchmusic lastnight?

boy2: stfu poser, you suck hardxcore cock.

girl1: i totally agree, go kill yourself or something you stupid emo-wannabe.

*boy1 leaves to cut in the washroom*
boy1:i hate my life no one likes me

by electrikkkk December 28, 2005

poser

A derogatory word for someone a certain person does not particularly like. Used to show how much person a knows about the "scene" by insulting person "b".

Person B: Hey! Do you like Taking Back Sunday?
Person A: Oh my god. You are so lame. Taking Back Sunday isn't cool.
Person B: ...
Person A: And are those Converse? Don't you know everyone wears Vans? You're such a poser.
Person B: *slits wrists in the bathroom*

by powertrash July 28, 2008

poser

some cell phone company

poser mobile says you outta prepaid minets

by bob jeans July 20, 2008