Cotton pony

On the rag.

Watch out for Hillary, she's riding the cotton pony again.

by Scottwax April 26, 2003

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Closet Pony

A guy or girl who likes the 4G show My little pony: Friend ship is magic. But know one knows that they like it.

*Closet pony opens up his computer*

Guy one: Is that a picture of a cutie mark from that stupid show My little pony?

Guy two: No it's abstract art!

Guy one: Haha you're a lame brony

Guy two: Wait you only saw the cutie mark but not the whole pony! That only means one thing...YOU'RE A CLOSET PONY!

by Little Miss. Magical December 20, 2011

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Painted pony

The sexual act of slapping your hand on your significant others ass so hard that it leaves a mark like a Native American hand print on a horses flank.

Baby tonight I am going to make you my painted pony.

by Medicinedog77 June 10, 2016

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grease pony

A slur typically used against gingers. it originated from an unknown person on Quora saying that ginger hair is just a greasy version of blonde hair. The term pony in it was originally in there to mention longer haired gingers such as Dave Mustaine but has since turned into a generalised slur towards all gingers

Person 1: I love Megadeth but I understand why Metallica kicked him from when he was with them

Person 2: Exactly! You should never trust a Grease Pony!

by Nicktendo69Lmao October 11, 2022

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the pony diet

the pony diet food consists of,
fruit gushers,
and mountain dew

the pony diet activities consist of,
hacking,
playing call of duty,
and hanging out with big tim.

doctor: after i had a patient try out the pony diet, they died. so dont do it.

by lil wils dougie July 28, 2010

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Ride that pony

Other known lyrics;
Come on baby ride my pony.
Ride around that big fat pony.
Come on baby ride my pony.
This is how we do it!

Front to front to front my baby.
Back to back to back my baby
Side to side to side my baby..
this is how we do it!!!

As played at Soul Survivor!!
The partners tend to be based so attraction.
Guy choosing to go to hot girls and girls being too shy go

Hey sexy, i partnered you in ride that pony.

by Fairytouch January 29, 2008

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