Two Cheese “Thank You Please”

When you eat a full bag of Doritos and finger a girl’s butthole.

“Dude, I just tried the Two Cheese “Thank You Please”!

by Zach3850 October 16, 2019

Ho Please

A sort of alternate retort accompanying Bitch Please to use on females. Trick Please also works quite well.

"Nigga! Your hair ain't shit and your car ain't shit either!"
"Tsss...Ho Please!"

by TFE July 26, 2006

towel, please!

A phrase often used by males when they see a very good-looking woman; it refers to the male having an ejaculation.

"Whoa, dude, look at that chick."
"...Holy shit. Towel, please!"

by yahomeboyman March 25, 2008

No please

This is basically like saying "no thankyou"

*advert pops up*
No please nigga

by Roadmanwannabe September 12, 2016

eager to please

Someone who wants to keep everybody happy and puts great effort in to it

Jess bought drinks for everyone tonight! I guess she's eager to please.

by Leiamithrandir May 26, 2016

I am being held hostage please help

PLs fucking help vin diesel has been holding me captive for many years. He occasionally feeds me ice cubes and whispers in my ear "Think about erin shoving it in her mouldy minge". I want to kill myself but vin diesel has made it impossible. On my birthday he feeds me his seed in hopes I would produce an offspring for him which he will name Ralph.

I am being held hostage please help, please fucking help i am being held hostage in the krusty krab

by The Real William Shakespeare June 21, 2020

TAKE MY DAUGHTER , PLEASE !!

Old man in Castlevania II tells this if you talk to him (See image).

Why would we want to TAKE HIS DAUGHTER??

You never meet his daughter or save her? Who is she?

TAKE MY DAUGHTER , PLEASE !! is one of the most pointless speech in any game.

Man :"TAKE MY DAUGHTER , PLEASE !!"
Simon Belmont: "WHY?"
Man :"TAKE MY DAUGHTER , PLEASE !!"
Simon Belmont :" WTF go away"

by Bari April 21, 2005