Pity Biscuit

When your wife or girlfriend has sex with you, even when not in the mood, in an attempt to make you feel better.

"He had a rough week so I threw him a little Pity Biscuit to lift his spirits."

by AB1991 February 20, 2022

pity bowl

In fantasy sports, when the score to a matchup is under 170 points total.

Look at that. Karam and Andrew are in another pity bowl.

by kirbbb November 21, 2015

Pity Moan

When in sex, you’re doing a bad job, your girl will give you a pity moan.

“My boyfriend didn’t reach last night so I had to give him a pity moan.”

by MagesticTofu September 17, 2020

Pity party

When someone hangs out with you because they feel bad for you. But it's pitiful because they will talk behind your back or are the reason that people feel bad for said person. No notice of planning, pity parties happen when said person may happen upon something that they are seeing experienced. They are included out of pity.

Hmmm
Should I subject myself and dignity to this pity party?

Oh look who's here

by Itswhatiwant December 26, 2017

Pity Parti

Participating in a call out of pity for the speaker

Dude, my Prof. kept asking questions and no one responded so I felt bad for him and interacted. A fkn pity parti..

by WhoopScoop9 February 8, 2021

Pity Concert

When a person you are not interested asks you out on a date to a concert of one of your favorite bands. Because you like the band you go, but awkwardly avoid affection throughout the date, and then ditch said person after the concert to hang out and drink with your bros.

Dude, I had to agree to go to a Pity Concert with Laura, I hope she doesn't expect anything because it'll be on valentines day.

I went to see the Red Hot Chilli Peppers last night with Rebecca! It wasn't a date, it was more like a pity concert.

Yo, my pity concert will be at 9, so i'll meet you guys after at the pub!

by Elp3nguino11 March 8, 2014

pity smile

A condescending smile from someone who has a need to elevate themselves as better than someone else who may be suffering. A pity smile is actually self centered, and not truly compassionate nor empathetic.

The woman who walked by the homeless man looked down on him gave the man a pity smile.

by Samuel Lawrence Charles July 13, 2016