dong pirate

a person with an overwhelming urge to seek out penis and capture it. usually refering to dong as the captured "booty"

did you see that dong pirate wandering around the club last night?

by Rufus B. May 22, 2008

pirates fan

Pirates Fan- an endangered species that lives between the months of April and September. Masses in early April for opening day but is seen sparsely until the next April. Pre-1992 the species was common in October but hasn't been seen in that month for many years. The Pirates fan has a unique way of talking, calling soda "POP" and beanbag toss "CORNHOLE". Professes love for Jack Wilson, Jason Bay and Brian Gilles like they were Barry Bonds, Bill Mazeroski and Roberto Clemente.

Mike: "Hey let's watch some baseball."

Matt: "AW YEAH! PIRATES ON ESPN 3, JACK WILSON GREATEST PLAYER EVER. GRAB ME A POP. MY FAVORITE THING TO DO AT PNC PARK IS PLAY CORNHOLE. I'M A TYPICAL PIRATES FAN!"

Mike: "The Yankees are on... let's leave minor league baseball for later."

by thesituation007 May 23, 2011

lonely pirate

when a man ejaculates in his own eye; related to the angry pirate, in which a man ejaculates in his partner's eye after oral sex and proceeds to kick his partner in the shin, causing him/her to jump up and down with one eye closed.

"Last night, I hired a hooker and gave her an angry pirate!"

"Oh. Well, I was masturbating and ended up doing the lonely pirate."

"You're a pussy."

by Melissanthrope March 1, 2010

Meme Pirate

A Meme pirate is a person who steals memes ans claims them to be their own they are litteral scum on earth

Me: Ariana your such a meme pirate
Ariana: Shut up

by dovc October 16, 2019

Pirate kiss

When two amputee lesbians rub their leg nubs together.

I heard my sister and your mom shared a nice long pirate kiss

by yummytears August 22, 2016

The Pacific Pirates

The Pacific Pirates are a group of people also known as a "gang" that live in san diego california. They mainly focus on taking chicken from vons, but also take whatever they need to survive.

1) Damn dude, were down on sales because The Pacific Pirates stole all of our chicken.
2) Wow, the Pacific Pirates are ligit.

by Arnold Eugene February 22, 2009

Poo Pirate

A poo pirate is a homosexual man, commonly refered to as a fag or/and homo. However the term Poo Pirate is very fitting as they like to raid/ravage each others asses like pirates

"Man look at that poo pirate"

"Ur dads a poo pirate"

"What's the bet that guys a poo pirate"

"No need to get all cut cause ur a poo pirate"

by Shush_rules November 23, 2006