Hewlett Packard, abbreviated HP, is a corporation dedicated to manufacturing top-of-the-line malfunctioning, Cambodian sweatshop assembled, eAIDS infested plastic and metal scraps or "personal computers" run on Mongolian prostitutes' tit milk. HP laptops are as reliable, trustworthy, and totally clean of any "surprises" as much as a Hoe's Pussy. HP laptops are like used Afghani goat condoms repacked and assured of their technological innovativeness, technologically a hybrid between an ACER, a shopping cart, and liquidated, metal casted soiled drapes.
-Dude you bought an HP? Hewlett Packard "laptop" resting on my bed)
Yeah. She's tired though, she fucks me so hard 24/7 bitch almost caused a fire.
-How much?
$1500
Yeah. She's tired though, she fucks me so hard 24/7 bitch almost caused a fire.
-How much?
$1500
by NukifyouBuk December 4, 2010
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Johnny: "You better stop eye ballin my ho or I'm gonna jack you in the grill!"
Jimmy: "Oh yeah, you better pack a lunch bitch!"
Jimmy: "Oh yeah, you better pack a lunch bitch!"
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Get the fudge packer mug.A g-pack is a street-ready package of drugs ( coke,heroin, or crack) worth $1000.
Street ready: the drug is already cut and vialed up or bagged up already.
Streetready: the drug is ready to be served to the fiends, junkies, and crack whores on the corners by drug dealers.
A G Pack is always street ready, so when it comes time to re-up they ask for a g pack, and get back to serving the crackheads immediatly after because its already cut/diluted and in vials/gelcaps/capsules or in plastic sandwich bags/ small plastic bags or bottled in the capsules already.
You cant get a kilo of coke and just start selling it: You have to cut it so people dont overdose, bag it up or vial bottle up in the gelcaps or capsules/pills it up for easy access. Then it's street ready!!
Wholesale G-Packs are worth about $400-$500, but thats wholesale.
Retail G-Packs are worth $1000. Thats why they are called g packs. The "G" stands for 'Grand' which a Grand is $1000.
The "Pack" stands for 'Package' but it's "Pack" for short.
So add that all up and you get "G Pack". G-Packs are common among corner dealers, because that is their re-up.
So for all you businessmen and moneymakers and hustlers reading this here is what you do: Grab a g-pack wholesale for maybe $400 from a wholesaler, take that shit to the street corners and sell it off, and make some money!!!
(On The Phone)
SO it goes like this: "Buy it wholesale, and sell it retail" made famous by Young Jeeezy "Imma Do Me" song. Thats the main idea of getting a G-pack. Buy them wholesale, Sell them retail.
Street ready: the drug is already cut and vialed up or bagged up already.
Streetready: the drug is ready to be served to the fiends, junkies, and crack whores on the corners by drug dealers.
A G Pack is always street ready, so when it comes time to re-up they ask for a g pack, and get back to serving the crackheads immediatly after because its already cut/diluted and in vials/gelcaps/capsules or in plastic sandwich bags/ small plastic bags or bottled in the capsules already.
You cant get a kilo of coke and just start selling it: You have to cut it so people dont overdose, bag it up or vial bottle up in the gelcaps or capsules/pills it up for easy access. Then it's street ready!!
Wholesale G-Packs are worth about $400-$500, but thats wholesale.
Retail G-Packs are worth $1000. Thats why they are called g packs. The "G" stands for 'Grand' which a Grand is $1000.
The "Pack" stands for 'Package' but it's "Pack" for short.
So add that all up and you get "G Pack". G-Packs are common among corner dealers, because that is their re-up.
So for all you businessmen and moneymakers and hustlers reading this here is what you do: Grab a g-pack wholesale for maybe $400 from a wholesaler, take that shit to the street corners and sell it off, and make some money!!!
(On The Phone)
SO it goes like this: "Buy it wholesale, and sell it retail" made famous by Young Jeeezy "Imma Do Me" song. Thats the main idea of getting a G-pack. Buy them wholesale, Sell them retail.
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