Skip to main content

Potato Petiti

It's like comparing two things, and acting like they are the same even though they are not.

Alteration of "Potato, Potato (pronounced differently)"
Bro: Are you skibidi rizz or catholic?
Bro 2: Potato Petiti
by Catman311 November 26, 2024
mugGet the Potato Petiti mug.

Gabby Petito

A example of the media's fixation on pretty white girls at a great cost. Gabby Venora Petito was an American blogger who was killed by Brian in August 2021. With Gabby missing, damn did that media go wild. Her story was on the news each night and meanwhile other missing people like 726 native Americans no one gave a shit about. Sadly found dead in September of some unknown year, the media exploded. they thought: "How could a white girl who was hot af be found DEAD?? that's horrible injustice!! Meanwhile, 726 Native American go missing me no care, thought the media. Forget those native Americans, they're fine we NEED to charge Brian!!!!" Brian's family refused to do shit, which fueled media rage. Criticized by a lot of people because the disproportionate coverage was highly racist, thankfully this issue was addressed by the champ of a human named Joseph Petito who set up the petite foundation dedicated to raising awareness of missing minorities. R. I. P. Gabby Venora Petito.
I swear the only reason Gabby Petito was on national Television is because she's a pretty white girl. If she was some native no one would give two craps.
by FugginPARODYbro September 1, 2025
mugGet the Gabby Petito mug.

the power of petition

"The power of petition" is a phrase coined on Anarchy Online and Age of Conan servers as it appeared decisions over accounts could be influenced and revoked purely by mustering enough petitions against or in support of an individual.
Lets use the power of petition to get Arnold the level 80 barbarian banned since he sucks in pvp.
by alexjones6666 October 8, 2008
mugGet the the power of petition mug.

envoyez moi un petit mail

Quite common expression used to get people off your back after a phonecall you wish you never answered.
A: So basically, our company could really help your company save you time and money
B: Oh ok, envoyez moi un petit mail then !
by ILickEyeBalls November 29, 2016
mugGet the envoyez moi un petit mail mug.

Hizler Snurre-Ungen Petter

One of these words is not Hitler and the rest are the title of a fucking great video, I still do not know what it means or translates to, if it even does translate to anything, I don't know, those Scandinavians are a weird bunch, but anyway, about the video (I will come back to the Scandinavians later), I do not know why it is not more well-known than it is, the uploader should be considered an auteur for his work, he has been active for all of these years ever since the game came out back in 2009, I don't know, maybe before that, he has done classics like the classic "Fish Out Of Water" oh, no, I'm sorry, not that, I mean he has done the classic "Cliffhanger***************didn't I climb too far?" fucking great video, even better than the previous, why have I not brought it up before, IGN 10/10 4 life, come back in 2020 motherfuckers, kill 'em all 1989 now LOOK! if you made it this far, I want you to know that it is NOT GIBBERISH! You see, accasionally (more accurate spelling that fits the pronunciation of "occasionally") I realize now that this definition may ere a bit on the "no, it's not worthy, it's truly just gibberish" pile and for that I do not know what to say. Well, I guess I can put a commentary of today's society and what we humans have become as a whole now HOLD UP A MINUTE! I'm just kidding, alright? I would never want to commit suicide like that. Oh, and if you do not know what game the video is from, well, then I guess you're just SOL.
Oh yeah, and I'm supposed to include the actual word if I want anything here to be posted, so Hizler. Hizler is not a functioning member of society. "Oh my god, that's so Hizler!" Oh, wait, I have to put the whole "word" in here. That's what Iv'e been screwing up. Hizler Snurre-Ungen Petter
by XG Supreemz says no! November 10, 2019
mugGet the Hizler Snurre-Ungen Petter mug.

Poundtown State Penitentiary

Where you're going if you cook the books in New York State.
No Donald, you may not pardon yourself in New York State.

You are going to Poundtown State Penitentiary

Don't drop the soap in the prison shower.
by bitchuck November 1, 2024
mugGet the Poundtown State Penitentiary mug.

<.7.9.7.6.>NYS Name Change Petition NYS<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>NYS Name Change Petition NYS<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>NYS Name Change Petition NYS<.7.9.7.6.>
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>NYS Name Change Petition NYS<.7.9.7.6.> mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email