pesticles

used to break awkward silences, usually making them more awkward

PESTICLES! (when walking into shops)

by fairy nuff September 20, 2003

dollars to pesos

used to emphasis a point when you know you are right. it stems from the value of pesos versus dollars

I bet you dollars to pesos that that dude is a fag!

by Marie_Alabama November 19, 2007

sexess pest

A female version of a sex pest. Choops, basically

She asked me to sort out her thong, she's a real sexess pest, that bird

by 10coni June 5, 2011

Pester

27 double Jack coke's

by Anonymous May 1, 2003

Pionel Pessi

A name created by insecure madrid fans to discredit the greatest footballer of all time, Lionel Messi. Pay no attention to these fans they are salty that Messi owns that tinpot club

Friend 1- "Haha pionel pessi ghosted"
Friend 2- "The sad outcome of being fatherless"

by Sea050789 May 28, 2021

pessimistic panglossian

one who thinks that this is the best of all possible worlds, and screwed up as it may be, can't get any better.

She didn't bother to get out of bed anymore, her pessimistic panglossian perspective made life seem pointless.

by sircasey February 15, 2009

pesticle

When a small animal is pestering you (usually a male).

This barking dog is being a total pesticle! (Rhymes with testicle).

by stratacat April 23, 2010