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Persian Barbie

nickname for Shahs of Sunset cast member Lilly Ghalichi
The Persian Barbie is the most followed Iranian on social media, makes more than one million dollars a year as an attorney, and went to UT-Austin for undergrad.
by Coop Dupe January 29, 2020
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Persian Smoothie

Not only is it a smoothie from persia, but it is aslo known as when two people with male genitalia go to a grave yard and dig up a 90 grandmother named Betsy. They will then each stick there left testicles in her vagina and there rights in her asshole. They will then proceed to batter her with baseball bats in the stomach, allowing fluids to come out of her privates and butthole. I personally have tried it and would definitely recommend, the 80 dollar testicuzi is nothing compared to this practice.

Persian smoothie
by Grenadinepeen July 11, 2020
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Persian

A Persian is a self-centered ignorant individual who always try to steal other identity to feel better about themselves. For example they are far from being a European race and yet they claim Hitler claim of Aryan race which is hilarious. Now when it comes to social status they always try to portray themselves like Model minorities such as Indian, East Asian and Jewish communities while they resembles nothing of their achievement and nobody sees them as those groups except in terms of income they are close because of they mostly own restaurants and multiple gas station, almost 80 percent earn their income from doing business owned places but not top professionals such a high techs, investment and or medical professions.
John: Hey That Persian is very rich.
Josh: Those Persian only make money doing low type business so what....
by persianlier September 28, 2020
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Persian deep mine

A set position that was based off the brutal efficiency of the persian deep gold mines.
Thw persian deep mine sexual postition: A dildo or other serial toy is affiliated to the tip of a pogo stick and the fitted into an orifice and then operated.
by Lary hitler October 13, 2023
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Persian goodbye

A Persian Goodbye is when you spend 3 hours saying bye to everyone at the mehmooni, get all the way to the door, and then end up going back in for more chai.
“We meant be come home by 7pm but the Persian Goodbye kept us there for three more hours”
by Wreckyonan November 25, 2023
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Persian job

When the person giving you a handy is wearing so much hand jewellery e.g. rings etc, it feels like you're getting your wiener stroked by the Persian ruler Xerxes himself.
"bro she gave me the most painful Persian job ever, my dick still has bruises from all the rings she was wearing"
by yall mind if i uhhhhhh July 17, 2023
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Persian Afro

A Persian afro is when you find a hairy pussy with curls, go down on her then stick a buttplug into her pussy & ass, then add sea salt spray and texturing power to the pubes and volumize. After that, leave for 2 days, repeat the pube routine then pull out the toys and let it rip like a beyblade (For Sofia)
Hey Billy why do you smell like shit? Oh I did a Persian Afro with yasmine
by Black Kid International Sensat September 26, 2023
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