Persian Kittens

Persian kittens means to be a complete cunt to everyone she meets, she is an ark insider and steals people’s tames and items

Yes, it was Persian kittens that stole ur stuff

by ExoticAlphaZz November 17, 2019

Persian goodbye

A Persian Goodbye is when you spend 3 hours saying bye to everyone at the mehmooni, get all the way to the door, and then end up going back in for more chai.

“We meant be come home by 7pm but the Persian Goodbye kept us there for three more hours”

by Wreckyonan November 25, 2023

Persian Barbie

nickname for Shahs of Sunset cast member Lilly Ghalichi

The Persian Barbie is the most followed Iranian on social media, makes more than one million dollars a year as an attorney, and went to UT-Austin for undergrad.

by Coop Dupe January 29, 2020

Persian Popsicle

The act of freezing a wet rope and putting it up your ass

I love doing the Persian Popsicle.

by WILLARD DEAN March 15, 2024

Persian pony

Sexual act in which one of the participants snots on their member and inserts it inside their partner.

How was last night? It was great, me and Beth did the Persian pony and it was something else!

by PersianPony December 02, 2024

silver chinchilla Persian

Fluffy white cat with smushed face and a large dong. Likes to lay on the ground with belly up and legs spread out.

Damn, Felix is one fine silver chinchilla Persian.

by OriginalLexicographer October 27, 2022

A Good Persian

A term used by Persian baddies when they wanna trick a man into dating them, usually making them think that they said "good person"

Then after the first date, she plays you and dates other guys whom she said that she was a "good Persian" to.

btw I'm half Persian so I can confirm this.

"Baby, I'm a good Persian!"
"Okay good!"
*After the first date*
"LOL cya later ya obtuse dick!"

by stupid penis guy June 08, 2025