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Paracornagus

noun; A mythical creature originating from the northern regions of Singapore said to be colored brown and covered in hickey's because its amazingly hot and sexy horse-like body.

The Paracornagus is described as a Paraplegic unicorn with Pegasus like wings.

The Paracornagus is closely related to the Paracorn.
Devon: is that a paracorn?

Richard: No! its got wings, it must be a paracornagus
by Braiden Donaven May 18, 2010
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para-literate

1. a : uneducated, cultured. b : unable to do much reading or writing.

2. an unbelievable penchant for poor grammar and extremely bad spelling;

SEE - Bill.
As a dyslexic para-literate, English was his a second language, but he had no first, and everything he wrote sounded like broken Shakespeare.
by the Professor from Podunk January 2, 2011
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Paracrap

WHEN YOU BULL SHIT ON AN ESSAY, YOU WRITE PARACRAPS
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para-shopping

buying irrelevant, unnecessary and unwanted things, buying out of the mainstream, deliberately buying non-advertised goods, buying between advertisements, superficial shopping, collateral shopping, a selection of less desirable and less important items as an act.
She went para-shopping.
by word act January 19, 2018
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Paracunt

Sharing similarities with a paradox, this cunt is a walking contradiction. Though the 'para' in this classification isn't similar to the one in paradox, it's more so the inebriation levels of the cunt in question. The Paracunt is normally regarded as a messiah or higher ranking individual in their communities, either stemming from holding the record for bucket bongs consumed before passing out or being hated by the most police officers in their local town. The Paracunt survives by sticking to a strict diet of VB cans, winny reds, toasted sandwiches and kiff he normally acquires with stolen property or giving a promise to make a batch of cookies. The Paracunt is of no harm to anyone, other than themselves, due to hepatitis C and cirrhosis of the liver. They are commonly compared at a gravel ant and a common household fly, but research has confirmed these beings to be of higher intelligence than the Paracunt. Also, normally has no teeth and in most cases a Collingwood Football Club life member.
Ralph: look at that cunt there, he's off his fucking head. Probably doesn't even know his name.

Nev: he's a paracunt Ralphy, he's fucked.
by angrygoat6 January 18, 2019
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panwar

Greatest family ever to exist since the Kardashians. Should definitely make a show surrounding their life as thousands would watch it.
Avina Panwar is a pengting
by idfccisfs October 9, 2020
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paradenks

You are suck a paradenks.
by Paradenks July 20, 2021
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