Parktard

A person who has a complete and utter inability to park a car correctly.

When observing a car taking up multiple spaces in a car park: Look at that Lexus, what a parktard.

by PJ_Butterfield October 11, 2012

Parker Croft

The amazingly crazy talented actor who plays Felix the Lost Boy on the TV show Once Upon A Time.

He also played Elliot in the independent film Falling Overnight. If you haven't see it yet you should!

Parker Croft is such an amazing actor!

by KimmyD0912 November 23, 2013

Parker

Total Belly Babe. Super hot with blonde spikyish hair and a huge dick! And he's a soccer goalie!

Girl 1:I was texting Parker and I asked what his new haircut looked, so he sent me a picture of him with his shirt off!

Girl 2: total belly babe right?
Girl 1: yes! His abs are amazing! And his new haircut makes home look even more hott!

by P.k.original November 19, 2016

Parker

A brunette, with a 10/10 personality. A good dancer, loves animals, and having a good time. A little shy and awkward, but is one of the nicest people you'll ever meet!!

Person 1 : I heard you done got you a girlfriend. What's her name?
Person 2 : Parker
Person 1 : Oh shiii-

by Khoeala April 5, 2017

parker jay

A billy bad ass. The bad ass adores his princess. He can walk on water, eat bullets, and shit ice cream

I need that Parker Jay to mount me tonight

by Tibdo November 1, 2017

Parker

Parkers are loving kind and sensitive. Parkers usually want to look good and may stay clear of dirty thing's. Dont be fooled if he is quiet and flinchy cause he is most likely powerful and a great guy. Girls he may like are pretty and share emotions back to him and can relate to him. Go get a parker

Parker just looked at me like i was a queen but who is he?

by Wayupthere December 15, 2017

parker

Written by Nevada @.easylovin
parker is a funny, relatable, cute girl who has many friends. she's popular, and very easy to get along with until you upset her. she has flawless skin as some people might say and she has a great boyfriend who loves her unconditionally 😔 parker loves to make friends, even though she's a bad replier. she makes people happy, including me and many others. she loves making friends, real and loyal friends, that is. fake friends aren't her cup of tea. she's very loyal and she hates when people take advantage of that.

parker makes so many people happy, she's a good person, man.

by n e v v y September 24, 2018