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Butt Prison

Magnum condom-shaped meat locker in your nethers for storing copious amounts of nacho-induced, noxious hot ass gas. See also: Prison Wallet, Gas Chamber, Fart Factory.
Bill: Dude, what is that smell?
Bill’s Friend: Sorry man. Just couldn’t hold that fart in my butt prison any longer.
by Cheese Furburgers April 26, 2021
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Cell Phone Prison

When someone calls you while they are driving in their car because they are bored. Many times they don't have a reason to call and make pointless chit chat to get through their boredom at your expense.

Strong signs of when you were just in Cell Phone Prison is when the caller immediately ends the conversation when they arrive at their destination.

Cell Phone Prison sentences can range from minutes to hours and often you are forced to serve time by no actions of your own.
My friend calls me every day on her way home from work and ends the conversation when she pulls into her driveway. I frequently serve time in cell phone prison.
by Panther007 August 4, 2012
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my mom is in prison

the response to a very insulting "your mom" joke; often used to make the deliverer of the insult to feel worse than you do
Person: "Your mom is fat!" Other person: "My mom is in prison" Person: "oh.."
by hk zel March 9, 2019
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prison print

An amateur tattoo, typically done with cassette deck components depicting initials, sudo tribal, scorpion or other reptile imagery. Outlines of tattoos are inconsistent, rarely shaded, and poorly placed. Most importantly the tattoo is applied from the artists point of view.
“Aint you got some G-Unit to cover that prison print?”
by the kevlar August 14, 2008
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Prison Rich

To possess vast quantities of something that has very little actual monetary value, similar to if someone possessed a large quantity of cigarettes in prison.
Jack didn't have much money, but he was prison rich in happy meal toys.
by chloe1733 September 13, 2011
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prison date

A euphemism mainly used in prisons used to mean the act of male masterbation
Harry's going to the showers early probably on a prison date
by Mr dranal September 24, 2017
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Parisotto

Backing out of plans at the last second or 30 minutes prior to them.
Don't pull a parisotto i need you here!!
Can't make any plans with him he'll pull a parisotto at the last second.
by tdoggydog69 October 15, 2018
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