Parked

The act of being so tired that you cannot move. Being "parked" in place.

Bro I'm so parked after that chop. I'm too parked to get up. I'm hella parking right now.

by hellaparked April 24, 2014

Parker

Parker’s are amazing people that are very sneaky in bed. Never let a parker go. They have massive genitals and make a girl scream. They are always freak athletes that die legends.

He put me in a wheelchair last night
Oh he must be a parker

by Thotslayer February 10, 2018

Parker

Parkers are just straight up awesome human beings! Parkers are very funny, and will make you laugh no matter what you're mood in! They also have very funny facial expressions too! Parkers are usually quiet, but once you get to know them, you'll love them! Parkers are very smart and low-key freaky! Parkers also have very big dicks, and are aggressive! Parkers are great in bed, and will make you sore! Parkers are very loyal, and know to treat people! Parkers are very special people, and if you have a Parker in your life, KEEP HIM !

Girl#1:'' I'm soooo soreee!''
Girl#2:" It must have been Parker!"
Girl#1:" Yeah, he fucked me good last night!"

by Samantha.A November 7, 2018

Ninja Parade

Ninja Parade? What is a Ninja Parade???

Samantha: Did you hear about the Ninja Parade yesterday?

Joe: No

No one hears about the Ninja Parade

by Drew-bie October 27, 2008

Josh Parker

HUNG like a bull/ redneck kinda Arkansas guy. Normal a heftier person but once in bed you will notice he is BIG.

Man Josh Parker has a Huge Dick.

by Random Guy 71 September 3, 2012

Peter parker

The cutest cinnamon roll you will ever meet. He loves things like science and is super sweet; he will never say a bad thing about his friends. He is also spider-man and works with tony stark.

Person1:hey have you met that kid,peter parker?
Person2: no. What's he like?
Person1: he is super nice he helped me with my science homework

by Winter.1917soldier May 3, 2019

parker

the sweetest hottest guy ever. he maybe conceded have a huge ego and talk like a man whore sometimes. but he gets around girls so funny really nice sensitive. if a parker likes you go for it. it will be the best decision you will ever make. i didnt and i regret it sooo much.

girl 1- parker asked me out
girl 2- what did you say
girl 1- no, he is super conceded
girl 2- big mistake, you will regret it
girl 1- no way

one year later

girl 2- look how happy parker and his girlfriend are
girl 1- i know that could have been me but i said no
girl 2- told you you would regret it

by takeluck December 3, 2010