A day. Every day. All day. In which the world chooses one cheeky little target to torment to their hearts content. We all have that silly little lad in our lives so go find yourself a palmer to pick on today. It’s a self fulfillment necessity.
by Unbustednut April 19, 2025
Get the Pick on palmer daymug. When your smashing your side piece and as she climax’s she begins a blood curdling scream and flys off in a visually askew manner.
Dude, last night when I was banging Susan she whispered into my ear “Duggy, give me a Laura Palmer orgasm”
by Shut up Daria April 2, 2025
Get the Laura Palmer orgasmmug. by allx😬 January 8, 2023
Get the Palmer Portermug. Sexual menu item at brothel for getting half oral and half vaginal sex. Stems from the 50/50 and Arnold Palmer drink of half lemonade and half ice tea.
Madam: What can we interest you in today?
Horny Man: I could really go for an Oral Palmer today with Skyy
Horny Man: I could really go for an Oral Palmer today with Skyy
by OtisFlex October 23, 2012
Get the Oral Palmermug. “I am sorry sir, but you have a case of Palmer’s Sarcoma.
“Your habit of fapping to internet porn on a constant basis has given you cancer of the jerk off hand.”
“I am giving you money to buy an escort”
“That should save your hand and your life...
Unless you get AIDS”
“Your habit of fapping to internet porn on a constant basis has given you cancer of the jerk off hand.”
“I am giving you money to buy an escort”
“That should save your hand and your life...
Unless you get AIDS”
by Nerdboy1982! December 11, 2019
Get the Palmer’s Sarcomamug. Squirting a large amount of sunscreen or other lotion into ones hand with the intent of stealing the contents. Similar to a five finger discount but requires your palm for obvious reasons.
by sixflags5r July 9, 2010
Get the Greasy Palmermug. 