Emily Parolin

To greet someone in public that you used to hang out with frequently, then you explain how you need to hang out.

All while having no intention to hang out or ever see them again.

{Sarah and Jane, two ex best friends run into each other at the mall}

Sarah: "Oh my god I miss you we need to totally hang out!" (Is being Emily Parolin)
Jane: "Yeah we do it's been so long, I miss you too! Does Saturday work?"
Sarah: "Yea text me Saturday!" *Ignores all texts and calls*

by zaaakkkeee December 20, 2017

chau-pair

Chau-pair.

A mix between a chauffeur and an au-pair.
When you are driving your drunk friends around and you’re having to look after them and control them!

We went out last night and I had to chau-pair my friends. It was embarrassing!

by Seb Latour March 8, 2018

Anti-parody religion

Anti-parody religion, or antiparody religion or criticism of parody religion, is the opposition to parody religion and parodies of religious beliefs. Anti-parody religion often seeks to be a reaction to parody religions to parodies of religious/spiritual/esoteric beliefs. Anti-parody religions are often common between antiatheists and anti-antitheists who attempt to make criticism of parody religions in a religious and spiritual way.

Anti-parody religion, also criticism of parody region, is one of the consequences of the rise of antiatheism that is in rise because of the rise of militant atheism nowadays.

by GreaterEspiritoSanto April 6, 2022

Max Paigonist

someone with mad levels of paigonism

Charlie Martin at arnav mauryas legendary sleepover was designated the max paigonist

by jackharlowcombomeal September 10, 2023

Back Door Parole

To die in prison.

He's got back door parole.

by Indominus Rex April 21, 2018

drop a pair

to defecate. a pair means two of something, and number two means feces.

Billy: Excuse me, Staci, did you drop a pair in the toilet?

Staci: I did. My bowels are empty now. Thank you for asking, Billy.

by Smack the Barber December 17, 2021

Panromantic

Panromantic is pansexual asexual, meaning the person can be romantically involved with any sex/ gender, but does not have sexual feelings towards them. (If they do they don't feel the need to act on them.)

"I'm panromantic."
"What does that mean?"
"Pansexual asexual."

by ßandana's are ßæ May 16, 2016