Pablo

A word for loser who everyday checks on his myspace account for hookups and tries to live on a budget of collecting government checks and selling trinkets of junk for a few bucks to support his habit of eating greasy pork meals and clubbing at night. Usually he ends up either not hooking up or finding the most ugly person available for consensual sex and he has numerous sexual diseases that he never discloses because if he had any guts he would never get laid.

Oh shit! its Pablo riding the bus again selling candy on route to the latest free club. Hurry Pablo! Make sure you get to the club before the coupon no longer applies!

by Vindeg May 26, 2009

Pablo

Referring to Pablo as Pablo Escobar and asking if your friends have any Pablo. (Cocaine)

I'm feeling like partying, anyone got some Pablo!? Let's get escobared

by Boy bradley July 21, 2017

Pablo

Mexican kid who is extremely toxic on online games, and wears Cortez’s all the time

Jesus Christ he’s such a Pablo

by Spookynigga October 20, 2019

holiday palooza

The time between Christmas day and New Years Day when there are many clearance sales going on at malls and department stores, when stores are so busy that you cant even walk a few feet without being trampled by other people!

Man, I don't know if I can stand to miss out on this year's holiday palooza. The sales are too good! But I'd better be their early, because all of the other tons of people will take everything good before I get the chance to!

by PrezzieLeah December 29, 2009

dirty Pablo

A man who thinks he looks good, always tries to act cool in front of girls but ends up failing miserably. He also has a big dick which is used in fucking girls. He jerks off into a cup and drinks it.

Yesterday I saw a dirty Pablo abiding by ‘his’ rules

by who?me May 24, 2020

Pablo

A salty Mexican who never showers, he also like to lick his own balls when they are sweaty and warm, he’s also a good at masturbation and self anal penetrator

Person one: ew Pablo

Pablo: I just got a new 17 inch dildo for later tonight ;)

by Mr.seealot December 13, 2018

Wan Pablo

The term used for someone who is precariously wasted. First documented use (That I have ever heard) was coined by a scruffy hat wearing, jazz playing, Banjo guy.

Noun: Obviously, a guy that you see.
Verb: Wan Pabloed.
Adjective: See above.

Noun: Hey Rab check out that Wan Pablo over there by cigars.
Verb: Hey bud, we're gonna get soooo Wan Pabloed tonight it isn't even funny!
Adjective: That dude is seriously fuckin' Wan Pabloed

by Wab August 27, 2006