"Punting Apples" (v.) "the act by which one defies the will of god through means of touching fruit with his or her bottom-most appendage. Furthermore adding high-velocity to said object by rapidly connecting ones foot to the fruit; Becoming a full time sinner."
by Killjoy14 April 14, 2017
Get the punting applesmug. The 2nd Monday in December marks the point in the holiday season where it’s borderline acceptable to begin punting work meetings to early January. This “power move” demonstrates your acknowledgement that the peace and joy of the holiday season is not to be interrupted by needless, end-of-year meetings, zoom calls and town halls.
“My manager asked me to schedule a full team meeting to go over 4th quarter sales figures, but F-that! It’s National Punt Day so I’m going to push the meeting out till January and go shopping!”
by BigBird321 December 12, 2022
Get the National Punt Daymug. Mallorie is such a bitch, she wouldn't shut the fuck up so I cunt punted that hoe so hard she gonna have to get reproductive surgery.
by cthruskin January 31, 2023
Get the cunt puntmug. 
by Bevybev July 23, 2022
Get the Cunt Puntmug. by thefatoftheland January 11, 2018
Get the puntmug. Not to be mistaken with its sister term “Cussy” , “Punt” is a derogatory term. It is used as a offensive term to slut shame anyone who is a honewrecker, a cheater, a whore, etc. “Punt” is the mix of the words “Pussy” and “Cunt”
“Pussy Cunt” (Punt) Is when a vagina owner, is screwing or simply talking to multiple guys at once.
“Pussy Cunt” (Punt) Is when a vagina owner, is screwing or simply talking to multiple guys at once.
by Blair Bowery September 23, 2023
Get the Puntmug.