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Lawn Dart Penis

When you are having sex and you pierce her Uterus, making it bleed.
Tom was fucking Sierra and he Lawn Dart Penis'ed her.
by Uniifyyy June 23, 2018
mugGet the Lawn Dart Penismug.

Albanian Lawn Chair

The act of throwing a female’s legs over your shoulders, folding her like a lawn chair, so you can suck on her titties while you pound away at her pussy.
“She’s got some big tits.”

“She sure does. I’d love to Albanian Lawn Chair her.”
by ThePervertedSurgeon August 9, 2021
mugGet the Albanian Lawn Chairmug.

Lawn Manor Academy

Lawn Manor Academy, the worst school in swindon.
"i go to Lawn Manor Academy"
"oh, im sorry"
by anonymous October 16, 2021
mugGet the Lawn Manor Academymug.

ecuadorian lawn mower

A guy holds woman thighs and is plowing her in the ass as she is walking on her hands in wheelbarrow position.
"Mylton would you like to do the Ecuadorian lawn mower?" said Hallie
"nah I'm too tired for that plus i don't support immigration"
by skit skat April 13, 2009
mugGet the ecuadorian lawn mowermug.

frog lawn mower

when a guy takes it up the ass from another guy wearing a green suit in the doggy position
by idkwhattoputhere3 June 14, 2013
mugGet the frog lawn mowermug.

mow the front lawn

Daughter: I need to mow the front lawn
Mom: Oh dont worry, i pay the mexicans 25 dollars to do it
Daughter: Hahahaha

Mom: *clueless*
by omgpubichair July 1, 2009
mugGet the mow the front lawnmug.

Gorilla Lawn Mower

A person who eats out a hairy black woman; a person who performs oral sex on a nigger bitch with a hairy pussy; the act of cunnilingus with a hairy nigger.
Tom is a Gorilla Lawn Mower, he likes his bitches black and hairy.

or

Tom is going to start the Gorilla Lawn Mower, poor bastard is going to wish she shaved.
by dbroz February 25, 2010
mugGet the Gorilla Lawn Mowermug.

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