Mopping the Deck

Mopping the Deck in when you are about to cum you pull out cum on her then hold your erect penis like the handle of a mop and your balls and the mop head and mop that shit up

Guy 1: yo my girl is so into pirates I treated her to mopping the deck
Guy 2: dude I tried that with my girlfriend last month now shes mine for good

by SocksScandals March 15, 2019

Deck-a-mole

The never-ending task of resolving comments in a presentation deck before a client meeting.

“Fucking exhausted, I've been playing deck-a-mole all day."

by Medium Lebowski February 11, 2022

deck dresser

A girl who uses a photo of herself in a dress on a deck or porch as her profile photo on social media. Sometimes carries an implication of blandness or “basic.”

Brad: “Hey, a girl just messaged me on Facebook!”
Chad: “Yeah she’s cute but she’s a total deck dresser.”

by Maloons July 29, 2020

Deck Jewellery

A person or persons sitting on the deck of a sailing yacht making no useful contribution to the running of the boat.

"She's just Deck Jewellery sitting up there."

by BinoMan June 2, 2010

triple deck

to deck somebody with so much force they see triple.

bro did you see travis get triple decked?

by urmommy6 July 6, 2020

Deck Slept

Occurs when you are so drunk that you end up passing out ten toes up on the deck of ones house after a crazy party.

"dude, last night was wild. i got right deck slept!!!"

"man did you hear about darryl? he got deck slept after he made some couch chocolate with a girl he dirty sanchezed"

by Rasmus Hans Christianson October 23, 2011

Community Deck

Found playing cards. A deck of cards made up entirely of single, mismatched playing cards found on the street, in bars, on college campuses, in one's neighborhood, etc. Occasionally, a person will do the opposite and leave playing cards around for people to find, perpetuating the hobby.

Today I found a 3 of clubs on the sidewalk. I am one step closer to completing my community deck.

by ScruffyHerbert September 10, 2010