Cob

Cunt out bitch

Yea leilana is a fucking cob

by December 22, 2021

cob

hairstyle: a cross between a crop and a bob. can also be called a crob.

"I've just had a cob."

"I've just been cobbed."

"Wow. I love your new cob. It really suits you."

by cobber May 14, 2013

COB

Male:crusty old bastard
Female:crusty old bitch

Hey look at that cob

by May 26, 2021

Cob

Short for the Australian term cobber, meaning friend or mate.

"G'day, Cob, how the kids?

by Australian Language Guide November 23, 2023

Cob Corning

Masturbating with poop in your hand.

I got bored last night, so I spent some time cob corning.

by December 01, 2024

COB Sally

n. A hand job using 5(yes, it has to be 5) spicy hot mustards for lubrication. Usually only for the local Chick-O-Breast sandwich(you won't need but 2 for the sandwich) or to dip your fries in. It's the Official Condiment of Mt Olympus!

Damian- "It was so slow at the Chicken Chokers Waffles and Cocks that I was actually able to sneak off and get in a fourth COB Sally before we closed. That's a personal best and if that's not retarded..."
Short Bus Sally- "I'd like to apologize to the entire retarded Chicken Chokers community, especially the spicy hot mustard division. What a fucking mess!"

by DirtyDirtyGinger January 30, 2020

Steve Cobs

Another word for popcorn.

Suitcase: I never knew dead abusive fathers like steve cobs could taste so good!

Knife: I know, right? Want some butter?

Suitcase: Sure, babe!

by TrophyxTissues :3 December 11, 2024