Lawn Dart Penis

When you are having sex and you pierce her Uterus, making it bleed.

Tom was fucking Sierra and he Lawn Dart Penis'ed her.

by Uniifyyy June 23, 2018

Albanian Lawn Chair

The act of throwing a female’s legs over your shoulders, folding her like a lawn chair, so you can suck on her titties while you pound away at her pussy.

“She’s got some big tits.”

“She sure does. I’d love to Albanian Lawn Chair her.”

by ThePervertedSurgeon August 09, 2021

Colombian Lawn Sprinkler

When your partner stands on top of a bed during sex and spins around while urinating

When she hit me with the Colombian Lawn Sprinkler, I knew she'd be the one.

by nati0nx May 10, 2020

ecuadorian lawn mower

A guy holds woman thighs and is plowing her in the ass as she is walking on her hands in wheelbarrow position.

"Mylton would you like to do the Ecuadorian lawn mower?" said Hallie
"nah I'm too tired for that plus i don't support immigration"

by skit skat April 11, 2009

frog lawn mower

when a guy takes it up the ass from another guy wearing a green suit in the doggy position

lil za gave justin bieber a frog lawn mower last night

by idkwhattoputhere3 June 14, 2013

mow the front lawn

to shave your pubic hair

Daughter: I need to mow the front lawn
Mom: Oh dont worry, i pay the mexicans 25 dollars to do it
Daughter: Hahahaha

Mom: *clueless*

by omgpubichair July 01, 2009

Gorilla Lawn Mower

A person who eats out a hairy black woman; a person who performs oral sex on a nigger bitch with a hairy pussy; the act of cunnilingus with a hairy nigger.

Tom is a Gorilla Lawn Mower, he likes his bitches black and hairy.

or

Tom is going to start the Gorilla Lawn Mower, poor bastard is going to wish she shaved.

by dbroz February 25, 2010