Custard Pouch

| ˈkəstərd pouCH |

noun

a term for a really bad pimple and/or whitehead, typically one that is located deep below the epidermis.

When popped/squeezed, it's contents look thick and off-white, like custard.

I really wanted to go to prom with her, but I had a goddamn massive custard pouch and was afraid it would explode all of it's eggshell chunkiness on her, so I bailed.

by Dunk Eggmaker May 30, 2022

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custard shuffler

Act of regular shuffling of ones spunk into neat order from ones fingers after a solo or assisted wank

He was known to be an avid custard shuffler and would often wear gloves in public.

by Dame Esme O'Ring October 3, 2022

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Hairy Custard

The act of spunking over your partners hair like a faulty can of silly string

Sorry about that hairy custard last night... was fuuny but

by JOJI$$ August 9, 2021

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Custard

Half-cunt,half-basterd

That guy over there is a custard

by Johndeere310r December 5, 2025

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Custard Nottingham

A Nottingham Pudding covered in Custard, shorthand for Custard Nottingham Pudding

Gary: "Neva guess wot I did mate"
Alan: "Wot"
Gary: "Got a Notting'um Puddin' from the bekehrehy down the roaud and put sum custard in it, med me a custard nottinh'um (Custard Nottingham)"
Alan: "Fackin helllll lad"

by xX_Sedan_Xx May 15, 2023

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Crunchy Butt Custard

1. Dried poop particles stuck to the anal hair. Similar to dingle berries but not quite as chunky, more of a nice crunchy glaze.

2. Also Known as an E-Cig flavor joke to mess with people with its rather repulsing sound. The flavor doesn't taste like ass, its actually composed of CRUNCHY cinnamon, BUTTerscotch, and vanilla CUSTARD.

1. "Man I've been walking all funny cause the dump I took this morning left me with some crunch butt custard"
2. "DUDE IS THAT A VAPE!?!? WHAT FLAVOR???" "Crunchy Butt Custard"

by Yung Down Syndrome August 5, 2015

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