Gary: "Neva guess wot I did mate"
Alan: "Wot"
Gary: "Got a Notting'um Puddin' from the bekehrehy down the roaud and put sum custard in it, med me a custard nottinh'um (Custard Nottingham)"
Alan: "Fackin helllll lad"
Alan: "Wot"
Gary: "Got a Notting'um Puddin' from the bekehrehy down the roaud and put sum custard in it, med me a custard nottinh'um (Custard Nottingham)"
Alan: "Fackin helllll lad"
by xX_Sedan_Xx May 15, 2023
Get the Custard Nottinghammug. 1. Dried poop particles stuck to the anal hair. Similar to dingle berries but not quite as chunky, more of a nice crunchy glaze.
2. Also Known as an E-Cig flavor joke to mess with people with its rather repulsing sound. The flavor doesn't taste like ass, its actually composed of CRUNCHY cinnamon, BUTTerscotch, and vanilla CUSTARD.
2. Also Known as an E-Cig flavor joke to mess with people with its rather repulsing sound. The flavor doesn't taste like ass, its actually composed of CRUNCHY cinnamon, BUTTerscotch, and vanilla CUSTARD.
1. "Man I've been walking all funny cause the dump I took this morning left me with some crunch butt custard"
2. "DUDE IS THAT A VAPE!?!? WHAT FLAVOR???" "Crunchy Butt Custard"
2. "DUDE IS THAT A VAPE!?!? WHAT FLAVOR???" "Crunchy Butt Custard"
by Yung Down Syndrome August 5, 2015
Get the Crunchy Butt Custardmug. by JOJI$$ August 9, 2021
Get the Hairy Custardmug. by SahaibP March 9, 2024
Get the Custard Mustardmug. A lack of personal hygiene is apparent as there are still the telltale signs of bad custard on her sheets.
by Farfignootan August 1, 2022
Get the Bad Custardmug. by Titties.yes September 26, 2022
Get the chunky custardmug. When theres cum on you or your partner and you both proceed cuddle and thus mash it between the two parties.
by ez1134 March 22, 2017
Get the custard cuddlemug.