chunky custard

that moment when you piss, cum, and shid all at once.

hey steve wanna come in and help me

yeah, what's up

I need you to help me finish this chunky custard.

by Titties.yes September 26, 2022

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custard cuddle

When theres cum on you or your partner and you both proceed cuddle and thus mash it between the two parties.

Person 1: Hey do you want to cuddle?

Person 2: nah lets custard cuddle.

by ez1134 March 16, 2017

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The sexual act pouring custard down a significant others arsehole or vagina then proceeding to drink the mixture of vaginal juice or shit and custard

Person 1: yo. What did u do last night
Person 2: jus Custard Creamed my sister

by Buttfucker43 March 27, 2024

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Aaron docherty had such a nice Portuguese custard tart when I was eating it

by The truth within January 10, 2025

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She made a weird face when I blasted her with thrust custard

by Bic Shavesman June 01, 2017

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something that is on most boys snap stories multiple times a day often changed to “saving my custard for later”

“nr eating custard”

by shagasaurus rex September 19, 2020

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What comes out of 130" of pain.

"Scott shot a huge custard rocket the other day all over me" -Kali

by Rick Rollin May 01, 2008

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