lazy cobra

The act of laying a flaccid penis across someone's shoulder.

Cameron's shoulder was hurting so I gave him a lazy cobra!

by Lazy cobra 69 September 06, 2015

Lazy Smart

Texpo the VCP of 1C, got scolded by every teachers including the LAC teacher. Loves Koala and playing Monkeytype on the lesson. The word, lazy smart, can also be used as a verb or adjective to describe Texpo

Stop lazy smarting, Texpo!

by Fat duck pro December 20, 2022

Lazy Loz

When a girl pretends she is asleep but knowingly allows a guy to take her from behind. Half-way through, the girl shouts BOO in order to scare the guy

I well got this guy with the lazy loz yesterday

by Kaneesha Bose January 21, 2009

Lazy Munch

Where your licking a girl out but you hope you will get a blow job quicker. So you do not put in 100% effort in.

Callum: So how did it go last night?
Danny: We lazy munched

by seckerisacunt December 21, 2014

lazy relapse

When one tries to be more active and healthy, but relapses back into their addiction of binge Netflix and snacks.

I was going to get a six-pack this summer, but I had a lazy relapse and have been stuck ever since.

by Netflixandsnacks July 22, 2014

lazy leslie

A lazy girl, who sits around her room drinking beer and eating takis while texting her friend Lazy

Lazy Leslie is a person that don't do anything

by Lazy :) June 15, 2017

lazy relationship

Saying "I Love You" without following up with actions.

Man 1: Dude all I have to do is say I Love You and my gf thinks I'm the greatest.

Man 2: Dude you're in a lazy relationship.

by donb2 January 08, 2014