schmucket list

A list of all the stupid things you've done in your life.

On my schmucket list: Walking around New York City wearing only a burlap sack while practicing circular breathing by blowing into a bottle of water through a straw.

by Ae5Ea8 May 2, 2015

UF List

The unwritten (or written) list a person keeps of the most Un-Fuckable people they know.

I just heard that Eric ****** is at the top of every woman in Eastern Idaho's UF List. What a hideous bastard he must be.

by Waiting for Never November 20, 2015

Suck-it list

In place of having a comeback you would refer to the suck-it list.

Person 1: starts to roast you intensely
Person 2: Quick toss me the suck-it list *reads intensely* You can suck on a turkey's tail feathers

by Daffew May 27, 2016

Cancer list

The first three women a married guy will have sex with after his wife suddenly dies of cancer

Taken from "The Change-Up" (2011)

Dude 1: She's definitely #1 on your cancer list, right?

Dude 2: What cancer list?
Dude 1: Come on, every married guy has a cancer list
Dude 1: It's the first three people you'll have sex with after your wife suddenly dies of cancer.
Dude 2: That's fucking sick.

by CookieCrisp6969 August 17, 2021

flick-list

Female equivalent of 'spank-bank'

Saw this SUPER hot dude earlier. Totally, going in the flick-list.

by Constipated_viking February 14, 2018

Kill list

People you want to murder in about 20 years so you write their names on a kill list in the back of your diary

That kid’s so annoying I’m putting him on my kill list

by Burn.book.bitch April 30, 2020

trucket list

Travel bucket list (J.V.).

Halo halo, I've always wanted to try it - it's on my trucket list!

by Anonymous Janugie February 4, 2018