Ollie is a weird skinny perverted man who tends to hang around primary school,
He is a borderline nutty and must have some sort of smoke in his lungs at all times
He is a borderline nutty and must have some sort of smoke in his lungs at all times
That guy is and ollie
by Callum mcc August 2, 2023

He is an animal that has a diet of monster energy and crusty bedroom pot noodles. he goes by many names including: mollie, dead dog, Pete, Dan Dan, fat Sahara, Sarah’s got a mole, retard, Lennie, mascara eyes, stolen bike, burned car, Eddie stobart. He is an individual struck by misfortune his car got set on fire and he just cried. His bike has been stolen more times than you have had hot dinners. He is very passive and can be identified by his can collecting fetish or the distinct smell of sour cream Pringles. He should never be trusted to drive as he once wrapped his car round a tree. In his spare time Ollie likes to play with his ‘girlfriends’ penis he is called Elise. Ollie likes to believe he is very cleaver that’s why he decided to smoke spice however Ollie is destined to work in an mot specialist garage.
by Mollie Thomas February 23, 2020

Oh God! I just bedded a 4/10 whale and I've Ollie Butterworthed myself. She will surely tell all her friends about this and my reputation will be finished!
by Jed Harrowell May 14, 2024

by Obzee January 26, 2021

by michaelhock420 April 24, 2021

do you have an ollie in your life? go and celebrate their day! each ollie can celebrate this amazing day on their birthday!! go and appreciate them :
by KEEPEREN July 7, 2022
