Where's the fire?

Where's the fire? is an expression or a catchphrase said to someone when seeing it hurrying, simply means why hurrying up. (Hurry UP).

Where's the fire? hey man go slow.

by Nabeel, January 9, 2009

Depressing Fire

When your house burns down

Metaphorical for a bummed out feeling or attitude. Doesn’t refer specifically to a tragic event

Fuck, my break up with Triss has just been a Depressing Fire

by 5YEARSgone December 28, 2019

fire muff

A true red headed woman who has bright red pubic hair.

"I banged this chick last night who had a fire muff"

by Craigco December 3, 2007

Firing Squad

When you marry 17 men and consummate the marriage with all 17 of them. You stand near a wall and bend over, with your gaping anus exposed (its gaping because you've had a deep anal muscle massage), and the 17 men form a line. They proceed to run up to your anus and take a single thrust one-by-one until you have come to a successful completion.

"Oh golly gosh, my hole is sore!"
"Why is that, Dan?"
"I just got shot over 100 times by the firing squad!"

by Pleasure Elf July 8, 2019

Lap-fire

The hot burning sensation you get on your upper thighs after using a laptop computer for extended periods of time.

Joe: "Go check out that girls facebook page, shes sexy as hell."
Jim: "Can't dude. ive been surfing all day and ive got a serious case of lap-fire."

by radiohead123 September 12, 2011

fire possum

fahyuh r POS-uh m

Noun

A man, or someone claiming to be a man, who suggests that he and other men should gather and have an outdoor fire (i.e., in a fire pit or outdoor fireplace) and consume alcoholic beverages. After receiving agreement from the group and prior to the fire being lit, the fire possum ceases communicating with the group. Thus he will play possum prior to the lighting of the fire and kills the event.

A fire possum will often be heard claiming the next day “I no gay?!” Closely related to an Irish Goodbye and clairavoidance.

Ernie sent up a flare that we should come over for some whiskey and fire, but as usual, he turned into a fire possum and no fun was had...

by Mr-Gus March 18, 2019

Fire Chief

Fire Chief handling a mans wood and putting it alight. This usually ends up the burnt hands and blisters forming as the 'Fire Chief' handles the mans wood too much and thus gets burnt

Man i was handling a mates wood at an 18th and i burnt my hands. Haha good work. Suppose you were the Fire Chief then?

by Keyboard Warrior Of The Wests October 21, 2010