november 28th

on this day, my favourite person on the planet was born.
she’s kind, pretty, smart and kind of a dumb bitch.
i love you!!

A: yo what day is it?
B: it’s national dumb bitch day
A: huh?
B: it’s november 28th

by sluttywhore2000 November 2, 2019

November 22

That one day when that one president was assassinated. You know, the hot one?

November 22... damn.

by zorat October 18, 2019

November 12

National waffle day

Person 1:"Can I please get a waffle"
Person 2:"Why"
Person 1:"It's November 12th"

by Lucaslojo October 30, 2019

November 28

It's national get yourself a boyfriend day!!

Poogen:it's November 28 u knwo whta that means

Cow:what?

Poogen:it's national get yourself a boyfriend day so I'm going to Ireland

by Poogen October 28, 2019

November 10th

Slap your tall friend day. A day where you can slap that one tall friend that makes fun of your height all the time 😂

short friend: hey ____ guess what day it is
tall friend: uh oh... it’s november 10th

by mcfizz07 November 14, 2019

November 5th

The day where the prettiest girls were ever born. They are kind, beautiful, funny ans smart. The whole package. 😍

dude: oh damn she fineeee.
his friend: she must have been born on november 5th.

by corvetcorvet February 18, 2021

November 6

National bully ur short friend day

U better run short people da tall ones will get u it is November 6

by Jeffry69 October 29, 2019