small man, big ego

A person (gender doesn't matter) who constantly acts like they own the entire country and that they're famous/beloved by all, when in truth they're morons/assholes that nobody likes.

I hear you're new to the neighborhood. First of all, please ignore Joe. He's one of those "small man, big ego" types who thinks he owns the street. I should know, I'm his landlord.

by Intelligence001 May 14, 2020

Myspace angle ego-fatness complex

A chick with delusionally high self-worth regardless of high bodyfat and abrasive personality.

In sociology, this particular personality type is referred to as "fatness acquired retarded temperament" or "F.A.R.T." for short.

Snarky fat chick: "yeah I don't give my number to guys unless they make a really good first impression"
What everyone else is thinking: "uh... when has a guy asked for your number ever? lol"
Her therapist: "You seem to have a myspace angle ego-fatness complex, not unusual amongst your age group, treatment includes sucking a fat dick"

by Thorrr September 22, 2010

Ego/Penis Size Inverse Proportion Theory

The theory related to Mark Russell that states "the smaller his penis is, the larger his ego gets."

Mark's penis is 4 inches long when erect, therefore he behaves as if it is double the length and girth.

by osamabinvender March 18, 2004

ego ridens

A professional equivalent to Lol. It is Latin for “I am laughing.” You can’t type Lol in a work email but you can say Ego ridens.

Did the buyer really offer to pay above asking price? Ego ridens.

by Linev December 17, 2020

Ego Lifter

A person that lifts heavy weights with the only intention of impressing other people.

Person 1: Look at Derek, he is in the gym all the time
Person 2: Yeah, he is such an Ego Lifter

by Person1244534 February 7, 2022

egoing

egoing is when someone hints towards something that they know that isn't common knowledge.
intentionally making you curious and usually leading them into being peer pressured to tell you. (called egoing because the people who do it usually have big egos thinking their smart for being untrusted and knowing stuff.)

"what's the gayest thing you've done? well I KNOW THE GAYEST THING calebs done." (egoing is hinting towards it.)

by pseudonymwillappearonline May 14, 2025

ego impaired

When a person makes an obviously selfish decision, or when a person lets their ego get in the way of doing the right thing.

That's so ego impaired when coach moved practice to 6am because he wants to go out for breakfast.

by Gillybean February 22, 2015