Bar Louie

The type of chain-restaurant where you take a first date if you're cheap AF, enjoy greasy appetizers with artificial guac, and need a nearby 2-star hotel.

TL;DR - you can catch the crabs here, and I ain't takin' about food.

I took that biatch I met on Plenty Of Fish to Bar Louie and she turned out to be a dude. FML

by Chitown60654 April 4, 2021

Bar Gravy

The horrible chemical reaction that results when a heavy night of drinking meets all the crappy food you have ingested in the previous 12 hours.

See also. Old Milwaukee Beer and MD 20/20.

When I got up this morning, I painted the toilet bowl with about 4 quarts of Bar Gravy.

by BionicGranny December 5, 2012

bar mud

The black sticky material that covers your feet and possibly areas of your leg after a long night of bar hopping. The nature and makeup of this material is still somewhat uncertain.

Seth: Omg what the hell is all this black shit on my feet
Me:Dude, you fell in the bar mud.
Seth: Dammit, I knew I shuoldn't have worn flip flops

by Tmoneysizzle January 8, 2008

Bar Grub

If you are in a bar and a man or woman (depending on your preference) is next to you offer them a drink. After you have done that if she says yes then ask her if she/he likes "dat bar grub" if he/she says yes then get them a packet of crisps from the bar

Peter: Did you go out last night, did you ask anyone out?
David: Nah, but she likes that bar grub though

by jlmcnulty February 10, 2017

Pirate Bar

(n) At the end of an awesome night, nothing wraps it up right quite like booty. Once the bars have closed, usually 2 AM, and success hasn't been found with new female/male prospects, this is the bar that is still open and where booty is guaranteed.

Pirate Bar: the place to get booty.

Note: booty is not guaranteed, however it is a common desire.

A booty call is usually made to multiple locations of Pirate Bar to see if booty is available.

1. (2 AM) I've had so much to drink, I don't think I can get it up for Pirate Bar.

2. Dude, the Pirate Bar on 4th street is open for my business.

3. Arrr, I love me the pirate bar!

by ScubaSnake January 17, 2011

bar whore

A stupid drunk ass bitch who goes to the bar strictly to spread her taco.

My ex girlfriend turned into a bar whore.

by hollllla! March 7, 2003

Taco Bar

The rare but possible female teabag where any part of the female genitalia is pressed against another person's face, typically while sleeping or heavily sedated from drugs or alcohol.

When she got out the shower, she gave me a taco bar. I couldn't complain.

The 'ho passed out, so all of her friends gave her a taco bar.

There's nothing like waking up to a warm taco bar.

by Trav1s April 22, 2008