When a supposed friend (usually male) occupies the time and space of a "platonic" companion (usually female) with the intent of preventing them from engaging in relations with someone more deserving. The bird nester has been friend zoned--quietly rejecting the rejection; resulting in stealthy cock blocking techniques to buy them some time to win their friend over like a Hollywood rom-com.
"I can tell Alexis wants it soo bad,.. but she is dating Fatehbir."
"No bro, he tries very hard to make it look that way, that dude is a bird nesting kumbaya piece of shit!"
"No bro, he tries very hard to make it look that way, that dude is a bird nesting kumbaya piece of shit!"
by ElGato212 May 31, 2019
Get the Bird Nestingmug. by Real Walsh May 14, 2007
Get the Squirrel's Nestmug. by Dave Kern October 16, 2008
Get the Crow's Nestmug. The act of rearranging one's testicles by lifting them up and resting them on the thighs, and making a nest shape for comfort.
by Blue Merlin May 18, 2014
Get the egg nestingmug. Refers to a condition typically found in older adults in which wrinkles resembling a "Crows Nest" are formed under the eyes. "Crows Nests" can also affect younger adults, most frequently those of south asian decent. In addition to being unsightly, if the condition (Crows Nest) is not treated in its nascent stages, it can severely inhibit ones ability to see.
by Jazzworld3 January 6, 2010
Get the Crows Nestmug. This is a combination of nesting and an upper decker. Proceed to stuff massive amount of toilet paper in the tank part of the toilet. Then defecate atop the "nest". The poor sap who uses the toilet next will be met by a volcano-like eruption of poopy water overflowing from the top of the toilet.
Dude I heard Chad had to get his floors redone and get a new toilet after we gave him that rancid Eagles Nest.
by thepooppranker December 30, 2011
Get the Eagles Nestmug. A bird's nest refers to when you pack a perfect bowl in a pyrex pipe. The dope is the eggs in the nest and the nest itself is the bowl.
Me: Man let's go out after work and pack a bird's nest.
Mitch: Yeah man I am always in for a good bird's nest.
Mitch: Yeah man I am always in for a good bird's nest.
by Jared Scott April 18, 2006
Get the Bird's Nestmug.