Negative Five

In reference to the binary scale of judging women, a negative five is a woman so so ugly that she should not be allowed to reproduce.

HOLY SHIT! Dude, did you see that negative five over at Five Guys?

by Aviel November 12, 2007

negative income

A situation in which your wages or salary is less than your day-to-day expenses.

Let's see, I make €400 a week after tax. Rent is €100, food is €50, gas is €50, insurance is €150 all told, electricity is €75...crap, negative income! Better cut back on something.

by Rhodoferax July 27, 2010

Negative Town

When someone chooses to be a downer or damper on a possible fun activity in the near future.

Oh please don't take a turn to negative town...

by The Wedding Crasher April 29, 2011

negative rise

Increasing rate and effect of bad/negative happenings

Randy:Everything has taken a negative rise since I lost my boss

by Master flex November 1, 2013

negative nips

When someone is so skinny, their nipples are concave.

"Look at that fuckboy over there?"
"Ugh, he's even got negative nips"
"Ew, gross, he thinks he has abs"

by Why you heff to be mad April 12, 2015

negative good

When you fucking suck

"We are gonna play Negative good"
"THIS DICK IS NEGATIVE GOOD

by gaynibba February 16, 2018

Negative narcissist

A narcissist that believes everyone is against them instead of with them. They believe everything they do is wrong, everyone hates them, and that everyone is always talking about them or talking down to them.

Oh John? Don't mind him. He thinks everyone talks crap about him even when we're talking about unicorns. He's a negative narcissist.

by Bookworm Brea May 25, 2018