naughty octopus

The sexual act of one partner wrapping their legs around the other tightly while the other jumps up and down on a trampoline, while penetrating the first partner, attempting a somersault while jumping for full points

"Dude, how did you break your leg?"
"Doing the naughty octopus and missed the landing."

by octonaught December 18, 2012

Blue Man Naughty

A group of gnarly people including A.D. H.S. R.B. K.S. B.S. E.R. A.H. V.S. These people have sick nasty awesome times and are the shit.

Blue Man Naughty is cooler than cool. We are ice cold.

by A Blue Man August 31, 2010

Naughty Pearl

A girl with a pretty name that also loves her dog but is very very naughty

“Naughty Pearl go back to your corner!”

by ppweiner23 January 24, 2023

The Naughty 9/11

A sexual act where one person kneels on the floor and the other male partner, whilst fully erect, takes a long run up and jumps at the kneeling partner, attempting to insert their penis into the person’s mouth with maximum force. Both partners should be covered in flour for added authenticity. The running partner is welcome to add airplane noises and phrases in Arabic for additional fun.

Me and my boyfriend tried The Naughty 9/11 last night, and the clean up of our apartment could take months.

by The Great Waffle Stomp June 8, 2024

Naughty becky

The typical English white girl covered in make up 3 inches deep , like your penis she jsut put in you , STOP IT BECKY DONT BE NAUGHTY

WATCH OUT naughty becky is ABOUT !! She’ll grab it and slap it , 🍆

by Cockmonster November 5, 2019

naughty nattering

The practice between lovers, while conversing, of lapsing into extended prattling of the utmost intimacy, either in seclusion or via telephone or public whispering. In its best realization, no topic is out of bounds, nor is any shame or inhibition evident. Arousal is a necessary outcome.

"Every time Barb & I make phone contact, her sultry voice inevitably leads us both into Naughty Nattering."

by Whatabob April 19, 2018

Naughty adult elf

A naughty adult elf is a middle to upper management man who behaves himself all year round but at the company Christmas party, he plays up by drinking,dancing and kissing the secretary

Did you see Chris last night on the dance floor? I thought he had a family but he was kissing little Xiaoping!!! What a naughty adult elf!!

by Bowslosski October 31, 2023