Naked pocket

Leaving the house with nothing in your pocket

Oh no I have naked pockets

by Chawky December 23, 2018

naked runner

When you forget to bring a towel into the bathroom, resulting in doing a 'naked runner' back into your bedroom.

Keri texting Charlie: 'Oh shit, I forgot to bring my towel into the bathroom'

Charlie: 'Do a Naked Runner'

by Kezg August 28, 2017

naked therapist

Naked therapist is definition of prostitute or stripper

Jamie:hey Jim I say your tweets yesterday abt naked therapist what is that

Jimmy:oh it's about prostitute thank you for asking btw

by Liloandloli December 27, 2021

Naked Lap

A lap typically ran around the venue of a beer pong team that has been skunked.

Aaron and Chase ran a naked lap after getting shutout in beer pong.

by Siiiiixxxxxxyyyyy March 17, 2018

naked turkey

After you shave your dick and it looks like the neck of a turkey

Dude I fucked her with my naked turkey

by Yung shaq November 30, 2015

naked ballet

a strip club or exotic dance club

Having Pacman Jones play offense means he'll have to spend more time learning the entire playbook instead frequenting the naked ballet. (SportsCenter)

by anonymous19 May 23, 2008

playing naked

When children first become sexually active. such as playing doctor or hide the penis. no intercourse takes place and its generally harmless but a lesson none the less.

Whats playing naked drake? "we just licked butts and stuff." (beating ensues)

by Friend August 19, 2003