Black Mummy

A pile of shit wrapped in toilet paper.

"Bro did you see enter black name he dressed up as a black mummy"

by Toilet-Man May 26, 2018

Dick Mummy

The use of toilet paper/tissues to completely wrap one’s dick after masturbation.

1: What do you do with your cum after you jerk it?
2: I used to just live with it, but that was before I learned the Dick Mummy

by Apple06 May 3, 2019

Cum mummy

Like a regular mummy but wrapped in cum.

“You better make me a cum mummy before Halloween!” said Sara.

by Jit Tee October 12, 2019

mimsy

An imaginary friend, or one in the form of a toy. Or made of air.

Vote for me and I'll show you my mimsy.

My mimsy likes you.

I'll just run that past my mimsy.

by Shez March 8, 2005

Mummy Finger

A rather large, rather desirable joint or blunt of dat marijuana.

*Granted a blunt is typically brown, but in this specific definition let's just base the name off of size first, then color.

President Obama: "Well, what's that you got there, Joe? Looks like a bad PR move to me."

Vice President Biden: "Sir, it's a...well, I don't really remember what this is, but it kind of looks like a mummy's finger."

President Obama: "How about you just let me light it up? It's not the first time I've smoked one of these, and it sure won't be the last!"

Vice President Biden: "Hit that mummy finger, Barry!"

by Mr. Cornito August 21, 2011

your mums muff

its an insault to you and your mum muff saying its crusty

q:hello there james
A:your mums muff

by alfieclarke November 20, 2007

Mussy

Mussy is pretty simple, its just a combo of Man+Pussy(the female pussy not the derogatory term) and is used to refer to the pubic hair area of a man.

That sex session on the windowsill was crazy but now I have to go and wash my Mussy if I want to pull again tonight.

Some men trim their Mussy to make their penis look bigger but I like to let my Mussy o'natural so as not to scare the girls with the size.

by Angie408 February 14, 2012