mandangles

the part of the male anatomy that hangs as a pair between the thigh and includes the outer shell that supports them.

"my goodness my mandangles keep sticking to my leg today and are driving me nuts."

by getcusome September 7, 2007

Mandards

Men's standards for women they would date

that chick is way below my mandards but she may fit in yours Bro

by GenericBob & Oicu81 November 18, 2011

Mandarin dick torture

An old chinese torture style used to make their victims give up information or just a way to lose a boner if you think about to much. It begins with you lying on your back on a piece of plywood while your dick is hard. The torturer would then get a kabob stick or a railroad Spike and stick it in the tip of your dick. The torturer would then repeatedly bash the kabob stick or nail into your dick with a hammer until it comes out your asshole.

Guy 1: "I'm suffering from ED and I can't get rid of this boner"
Guy 2: "Have you tried thinking about the Mandarin dick torture?"

by Frosteus October 3, 2018

Mandarin

1) A type of Chinese dialect
2) A type of orange

Example 1: The classes I take include World History, Mandarin, Physics, and Ceramics
Example 2: I hate all fruits except mandarins

by DogwoodLover January 20, 2020

mandaline

She’s a beautiful southern belle and has brown hair with cutest smile, she can sometimes be shy but when she gets to know you she’s the most fun person ever, she’s good at math, and is sooooo pretty

Mandaline is as cute as a baby cow

by Justradon September 24, 2020

Mandal0rian

The gayest of gay shit in star wars... on a scale of Gay - 10 it’s Uber gay... it’s almost as gay as if someone was to say “Bowser’s sticking his dick in the mash potatoes”.

Whoever enjoys the mandal0rian probably enjoys a nice hard dick in their ass...

by Told you Mandal0rian was gay.. October 30, 2020

MANDATORY SHITEATER

The FOLLOW THE PERFECT SUN THE ANUS ...A SUN AN ASSH0LE

Sorry AN ASSH0LE is a PEDOPHILE who is to be a MANDATORY SHITEATER in the GOOGLE PLEX as that is the corporate policy , so JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL PEDOPHILE go to it!!!!

by URINE FAIRY FAUCET September 6, 2021