MOTHER OF TIME

FUCK YOU NATIVE KING ALWAYS

What will you come up with, with the assumptions you make?

How does that make any sense, blah blah blah. MOTHER OF TIME. But of course someone will say they did it before.

by King Zero owner of da Universe September 4, 2023

Mother of Cake

"Mother of Cake" is a phrase used in place of other profanities popularized by a girl named Lucy from California, U.S. She often uses this when she is frustrated, or angry with someone (or something).

Girl 1: "Hey, your cat is running around in my yard with a sock."
Girl 2: "Mother of cake!!!!"

by nerdfighters: made of awesome June 6, 2009

Crusty Mother

A Crusty Mother, also known as the Cunt Cutter, is a sexual act in which a male pre-dries his sperm before sex, and slathers it all over his dick in order to make it rougher and a more painful experience for the girl, or enjoyable if she is into that sort of shit.

"Bro, I just gave her a Crusty Mother. She'll be crossing her legs for weeks!"

by Quaggle McStuffins III July 8, 2014

Mother 3

The game that Nintendo loves to talk about in the U.S. but never Release.

My friend is a mother 3.

by piss_on_a_bird June 4, 2020

Mother-in-love

This is an affection nickname given to one's mother-in-law, especially when the relationship is of a positive camaraderie.

I absolutely have to get this dress for my mother-in-love. She'd love it!

by The Thesaurus Lady September 11, 2022

No Mother Figure

A rude comeback, that might be true tbh, saying that means your mom left you for a selfish reason.

Shut up imagine having no Mother Figure, thats why your dad taught you how to be an introvert lol.

by immortal taisi June 23, 2022

mother trucker

when you're around people who get triggered, so motherfucker just won't do.

mother trucker, dude. that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick.

by shrekisdaddy April 21, 2018