A fast moo

Having sex in the doggystyle position, whilst proceeding too pour milk all over her back. It’s common for both partners to moo in harmony whilst doing this.

“Darling it’s already 9, hurry up or we shan’t have time for a fast moo”

by theonlyseminig December 17, 2018

Moo laid

When you milk a cow but you get kool-aid and you say “Oh Yeah”.

I just ko-aid a cow moo laid

by Statbisbestpony June 24, 2018

Turtle Moo

an insult used by abby’s to describe a real shithead

Wtf you're neighbor is a ..... Turtle moo

by a-parent-ly August 11, 2018

Dicky Moo

A guy who attempts to suck his own dick self-felatio

Robert is such a dicky moo, he keeps trying to blow himself.

by Robinka November 16, 2019

moo-najatwa

a threesome involving cattle

The 3 cows seem to be very happy with their decision to be in a moo-najatwa

by angeladustine77 October 13, 2019

Moo Shoes

A pick up line that crosses boundaries.

Nice Moo Shoes, wanna go for a walk?

by Vin Nguyen February 28, 2018

minnie moo

Slang for female genitals. Usually used as a silly word by children's parents. Also spelt mini moo.

Don't forget to clean your minnie moo in the shower

by loonminn November 21, 2020