mommy night

A period of time when a mother gets set free of the mother title and duties. A period time where she can not be forced to change diapers, bathe, feed, put child to sleep, get another drink of water, scare away monsters, or anything else that follows the call of 'Mom...?!?' She is free to leave the home and do whatever is pleasing and stress relieving as the aforementioned 'Mother' perceives.

The mom went out for her monthly mommy night with her friends. Leaving her child/children at home with their father/caregiver

by tarajco4 May 9, 2014

Mommy Perkins

The most most compassionate person with the biggest heart in the world :)

Mommy Perkins is the best mom in the world

by Gabbi :) May 11, 2023

Mommy Blah

Mommy Blah: A pre-teen child thinks that the female guardian whom supports thier every need, want, and dream is just about the most uncool person in the universe. Mommy Blah gets a lesson often about how to think, act, and talk which makes Mommy Blah awkward and the pre-teen scary.

"Don't be so Blah, nobody says that anymore Mom. UGH"
"Please call me by my real name,Mommy Blah, nobody says Mom anymore. UGH"

by Kfor83 November 12, 2021

mommy water

Wine or other alcohol beverage drunk from a mug or other container so it’s not apparent to the kids what your drinking. (Father’s would have daddy water).

She took a long guzzle of her mommy water mug before getting up to investigate the latest crashing noise from the other room.

by DiogenesLives October 18, 2022

salty mommy

The female version of a sugar daddy. Normally stuck up, old, and men only want her for her money.

Man, my salty mommy is already 50 years old but I really need that cash...

by Lunadactyl January 4, 2016

Mommy/Mom

Girl(s) can call their older friend/girlfriend Mommy/Mom. It's like her realy mother does not pay attention to her, so the Girl calls her best friend/girlfriend Mommy.

A Mommy/Mom cares about her friend/lover so much, and loves her with all her heart. Mommy supports the Girl with kindness, charm, nice compliments, etc...

Girl: My Mommy/Mom takes care of me, I love her so much. Please don't leave me Mommy.

by Julria November 13, 2016

Mommy weight

A middle-aged woman who has a softly rounded physique due to not having the time to exercise, or weight gained during a pregnancy, and never lost.

I've gained some mommy weight in the last couple years

by Heyitsj000 April 15, 2020