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Lemming Model

A model (often fashion) that can never seem to make it for a photo shoot because he/she has a near impossible (yet poor) excuse that can not be refuted.
The Lemming Model didn't show up for the shoot today, her third grandfather died.
by badphotographer September 4, 2007
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Chocolate model

The models that "eat" the chocolate in the chocolate commercials while "eating" gracefully and still maintaining white teeth.
Linda: Ugh I hate that chocolate model.

Emilia: No Linda you don't hate her, you just want to be a chocolate model

Jack: Dayumm look at that model!

Sam: She's a chocolate model, Jack, you will never have a chance with her.
by Girl that swags on December 26, 2013
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gold medaling

Gold medaling in the (blank) olympics. When someone works their hardest to get the gold medal for something that isn't even a sport
Ex. 1
Girl #1: Geez, have you heard Karen whining all day.
Girl #2: Yeah. Looks like she's Gold Medaling in the Self Pity Olympics today.

Ex. 2
Bob: Gays have it harder than lesbians because of the ick factor, that's all I'm saying.
Jenna: Look, I can see you are trying to Gold Medal in the Oppression Olympics, but seriously, life is hard all around.
by Awesome G March 4, 2014
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Instagramateur model

The perfectly styled young women and men in Instagram feeds, usually for lifestyle brands.
Her? She's an Instagramateur model. I saw her on that recycled denim and cold brew coffee company's feed this morning.
by udobserver May 23, 2014
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thot model

A girl who's grown up her whole life being a Thot. She started being a little hoe at the age of 14, started by sucking oven mits, then went to the real deal. At first she gave head just for fun, then it escalated by getting paper! A couple days later she started fucking . If you fucked over 4 guys you a thot. She then went on with her life showing other young individuals her Thot ways
"Omg do you see her?!" Yes she's a thot model
by Amberxoxox July 26, 2016
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Push Model

Push Model - A model who knows that he/she is not a model and we all know that he/she isn’t a model, yet, they continue to press the issue by paying for and/or doing photoshoots and posting them on social media, as if it were a real shoot for something real.
All she does is “Photo-Shoots” with unknown photographers, post them to social media and calls herself a model. She is such a push model, pushing her wish to be a model on the innocent public.
by MC Skankaholic August 9, 2017
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Cock Medallion

He was wearing a very expensive cock medallion
by Retartf September 29, 2019
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