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Mic Ultra

A lite beer that makes middle class women feel rich.
No Karl. It's a special night we getting the mic ultra
by Martini1 March 14, 2025
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piss mic

When a streamer or someone with a body microphone decides to take a leak without removing said microphone.
"I gotta piss, I think I'll piss mic it."
by malachij March 20, 2025
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Moist Mic

When a girls grabs your dick to give you a blow job after work and it’s sweaty as fuck.
Man I think I’m in love with this chick from tinder, I gave her a moist mic last night and she didn’t say a word!
by Fucknutz90 April 26, 2025
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Mic Flop

This is the opposite of a mic drop. It's when some does or says something in a public forum, thinking it will be a quintessential mic drop moment, but it comes off awkward, reeking of Fremdschämen (secondhand embarrassment), and is just an epic fail. Depending on the person/forum/action, instead of applause or renown, there's backlash or ridicule.

A prime example is the Kanye West / Taylor Swift incident (or many of the things he says or does these days actually.). A recent example is Katy Perry's foray into space which she expected to be a huge triumph but has been a total fiasco.
The best man thought he was being clever but that 'Man. Bear. Pig.' joke in front of the groom's new wife and in-laws was a total mic flop.

The way the boxer bragged about his skills no one would have expected a TKO in the first 30 seconds. Talk about a mic flop moment.

Jenelope: Big Red lied and schemed to sabotage Isis, but she still didn't win!
Lafred: Did you see her face when they called our name?

Lava: Record scratch!
All: Mic flop!!!!
by Tori⁷ from HR April 30, 2025
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Chef Mic

Give the pizza to Chef Mic and hurry up and GET IN THE BED, Will!!!

I hate when BK gives the entire whopper to Chef Mic. Lettuce and Tomatoes too!!
by Earlthe3rd April 15, 2023
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Mic

Mic is a romanian food, in the form of a cylinder, made with lamp, pork or beef and its grilled
Plural: mici
A: Can I have a mic please?
B: Harold you fat fuck, go do something productive. You sit and eat and sleep, go outside for once you poor excuse of a man. Hope this helped <3
by RandoArt August 31, 2023
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mic paranoia

when you're taking a shit during a zoom call and you have your camera blocked off, but you're still worried about your mic being muted
Jon: Damn I really gotta take a dump but I'm in a zoom call
Brett: Why don't you just go bro? It's cameras off
Jon: I can't I got mic paranoia
by Mike Hawkington the Third October 2, 2023
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