Mandards

Men's standards for women they would date

that chick is way below my mandards but she may fit in yours Bro

by GenericBob & Oicu81 November 18, 2011

Mandarin dick torture

An old chinese torture style used to make their victims give up information or just a way to lose a boner if you think about to much. It begins with you lying on your back on a piece of plywood while your dick is hard. The torturer would then get a kabob stick or a railroad Spike and stick it in the tip of your dick. The torturer would then repeatedly bash the kabob stick or nail into your dick with a hammer until it comes out your asshole.

Guy 1: "I'm suffering from ED and I can't get rid of this boner"
Guy 2: "Have you tried thinking about the Mandarin dick torture?"

by Frosteus October 3, 2018

Mandarin

1) A type of Chinese dialect
2) A type of orange

Example 1: The classes I take include World History, Mandarin, Physics, and Ceramics
Example 2: I hate all fruits except mandarins

by DogwoodLover January 20, 2020

mandaline

She’s a beautiful southern belle and has brown hair with cutest smile, she can sometimes be shy but when she gets to know you she’s the most fun person ever, she’s good at math, and is sooooo pretty

Mandaline is as cute as a baby cow

by Justradon September 24, 2020

Mandal0rian

The gayest of gay shit in star wars... on a scale of Gay - 10 it’s Uber gay... it’s almost as gay as if someone was to say “Bowser’s sticking his dick in the mash potatoes”.

Whoever enjoys the mandal0rian probably enjoys a nice hard dick in their ass...

by Told you Mandal0rian was gay.. October 30, 2020

MANDATORY SHITEATER

The FOLLOW THE PERFECT SUN THE ANUS ...A SUN AN ASSH0LE

Sorry AN ASSH0LE is a PEDOPHILE who is to be a MANDATORY SHITEATER in the GOOGLE PLEX as that is the corporate policy , so JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL PEDOPHILE go to it!!!!

by URINE FAIRY FAUCET September 6, 2021

MANDATORY SHIT SMEARER

CONSISTS OF multiple SEX ACTS done to a MANDATORY SHITEATER who has to do or has done to them at a MANDATORY SEX PARTY iwhich is MANDATORY to attend so you won't get arrested.

OK, do this guy in AFRICA had SHIT SMEARED everywhere by others all over their anatomy and ANAL ALAN the SHIT you just made the as the MANDATORY SHIT SMEARER as at the MANDATORY SEX PARTY you will be told to take off all your clothes go to the STAGE where you are asked and hand the cannisters of SHIT too the STAGE EMCEE and the ones responsible will be the MANDATORY SHIT SMEARERS as all over your body you being the SHIT SMEAREE they will SMEAR SHIT and in order to GO IN DRY as you did they have to first let all the SHIT dry as they do have the SHIT FANS as you've seen them and by you ANAL ALAN standing where the SHIT HITS THE FAN. drying your SHIT and after all the SHIT DRIES you get TRAUMAUCKING A PEDOPHILE TREATMENT where they go in dry as the ASSH0LE has been prepared for the SEX ASSHOLE DICK BALLS ORGY at the SPORTS BAR where the origin of TICK TOCK SPLOTCH , TIK TOK SPLOTCH, TICK TOK SPLOTCH , and TIK TOCK SPLOTCH rule as well as you must MANDATORY CUM at the SEX PARTY.

by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE October 15, 2021