An Instagram goat who posts underrated Messi stats and debunks myths , he makes so many penaldogs cry in comment section.
by Akaskpandi November 26, 2021
Get the Messi knightsmug. (v.)
To skeet on your own hands after sex and proceed to rub it down your partner's back. Often accompanied with a lie saying that you're actually applying moisturizer.
(n.)
The act of a messy mossy.
Etymology: Originated from the legendary pioneer/Manc bastard.
To skeet on your own hands after sex and proceed to rub it down your partner's back. Often accompanied with a lie saying that you're actually applying moisturizer.
(n.)
The act of a messy mossy.
Etymology: Originated from the legendary pioneer/Manc bastard.
Tom needs to stay away from the local women because he'll messy mossy them.
Tom messy mossied that girl on his birthday. It'll be a night he'll never forget.
Tom gave that girl a messy mossy!
Tom is a messy mosser.
Tom messy mossied that girl on his birthday. It'll be a night he'll never forget.
Tom gave that girl a messy mossy!
Tom is a messy mosser.
by EH & HC December 9, 2008
Get the Messy Mossymug. Dude: Ayo, did you hear Ryan allegedly cheated on Sofia?
Other Dude: Wait Sofia? The girl who flew out to Botswana to have an orgy with a prince?
Dude: Oh shit, I was at that orgy and I didn’t know Sofia was there!
Other Dude: Well Ryan thinks Sofia is cheating, so he fucked Sofia’s mom to “even things out.”
Dude: Their relationship is messy. I’m gonna stay out of their business.
Other Dude: Wait Sofia? The girl who flew out to Botswana to have an orgy with a prince?
Dude: Oh shit, I was at that orgy and I didn’t know Sofia was there!
Other Dude: Well Ryan thinks Sofia is cheating, so he fucked Sofia’s mom to “even things out.”
Dude: Their relationship is messy. I’m gonna stay out of their business.
by IHateGrapesWithAPassion May 22, 2022
Get the messymug. When left with no other option, one hastily rushes into a lake to let go a mythically proportioned shit. Resulting in a bobbing turd monster that people confuse as a cryptozoological beast.
As I was running with my toddler to my mother-in-laws house to dedicate, I was left with no other option than to jump in the lake and let loose a messy Nessie
by Sbreps March 18, 2024
Get the Messy Nessiemug. Harry:hey John
John:hey
Harry:i Gave My girl a Messy Snack.
John: Whats That??
Harry: its WHen................................................................................................................................................................
John: AAAAWWWWWWWW WTFFFF!!!!!!! *throwing up*
John:hey
Harry:i Gave My girl a Messy Snack.
John: Whats That??
Harry: its WHen................................................................................................................................................................
John: AAAAWWWWWWWW WTFFFF!!!!!!! *throwing up*
by Kj_BlaNk June 21, 2010
Get the MessY SnaCKmug. by BBCin dis b October 31, 2023
Get the Messy Bootsmug. I don't remember eating ravioli but when I was giving charity the messy max I realized that wasn't raviolis they were spaghetti-hoes.
by Mysterious mavis February 9, 2025
Get the The messy maxmug.