Medical Minnesota

A loser.

Wow, that Medical Minnesota is such a loser. What a douche.

by newtooxforddictionaryin2011 May 15, 2011

Immediate Medical Attention

If I do not receive it... I will die. Whatever happens after is on the rest of you. Because I will be dead. Even if I were to reverse every position I have ever had, that will not change what other people are going to do in response to the things that happen to me. There is no undoing things for me. Either my brain hurts or it doesn't. I am either in a cage or not in a cage. You are either actively using the symptoms of an illness people to not have against people or you are not doing that. This is not supposed to be visible to the public. Who's bright idea was it to make this visible to the public?

Hym "You know that feeling you get where you feel as though you need immediate medical attention and you continue to feel that way for years, like, literally 2 years straight? Because that is what's happening right now. It's not good. Doesn't feel great. It actually feels the opposite of that. But you know what would make it all better? Do you have a guess? CHILD MURDER!? WHY WOULD SUGGEST SUCH A THING!? I was GOING to suggest 'a dry tugger from Jenna Ortega!' You freak! Child Murder? Really?"

by Hym Iam June 17, 2025

Medical Worm

A medical employee who uses a hospital to sleep with everyone's wives.

Did you see that MEDICAL WORM after that nurses husband ran over him rolling coal.

by Jedsall August 7, 2022

Cyber Medic

The Best Waifu, none are better. Really thicc, really busty, really cute.

"cyber medic best waifu dont @ me"

by GoddessofHealing December 29, 2019

Omega and the Medical Animals

A fictional band created by Marilyn Manson during the Medical Animal Era.

Omega and the Medical Animals make good songs such as "I Want To Disappear" and "The Dope Show".

by NuclearAssaultLover243 November 26, 2010

medical misdirection

When you call report to the freestanding ED with a 79yoa Female with a twisted ankle, and the MD makes it a Trauma 1 and diverts you to Metro.

"This is Med 8,coming to you with a 79 Female, Complaint is Isolated Ankle Injury. Denies falling, states twisted it whi..."
MD: "Wait, you said 79? TRAUMA TEAM! DIVERT TO METRO!" *click
"...Fucksticks, more medical misdirection..."

by ParaBasicFireDriver May 19, 2018

Medic!

Just simply calling for healing/ healing item. Used most in TF2, especially easy because the "MEDIC!" button is E, which is easy to reach (for whoever pay 5$ to chat) (Note: Too many people calling for medic can cause medical teammate to ragequit)

Heavy is injured
*press E* MEDIC!

by Radian41 April 28, 2025