meat tetris

When you buy a huge amount of meat and can't fit it into your fridge. You have to play meat tetris to squish it all in.

Went to Tesco's this morning so i've spent the last 45 minutes playing meat tetris.

by Beklan October 10, 2011

Meat Mango

A euphemism for a girl’s moist genetalia.

Sorry guys, I’m gonna head home and munch on my girlfriend’s meat mango.

by ThatOtherOther December 01, 2018

Good Meat

A modern scots saying to describe an inedible object that causes an overpowering urge to chew or bite

"did you see those shoes?" "no" "shit son, they were good meat"

by MARVIN STRAIGHTE September 01, 2013

meat clutch

Another wonderful description for a vagina.

Ah man, I was at Mallory's last night and was straight drilling her meat clutch . Was prime!

by Meat clutch March 02, 2017

Meat Cooler

1. A women's vagina.

"Yo man tonight i was all up in that chicks meat cooler."

by Josh Curtis July 19, 2009

Meat Slinky :)

When you switch things up in the bedroom and your lover isn't familiar with the position

I'm not very experienced in the bedroom so when she whipped out the meat Slinky :) I wasn't sure what to do

by Karmasutra69 May 15, 2020

meat vortex

A hole to stick your meat into; a vagina.

"Did you stick it in her meat vortex last night?"
"Who, your mom?"
"Yes."
"Eww! And yes, I did."

by daveyboy682 December 09, 2007