Yoghurt male, but female
-Wow she's so cool and real, she's def a yoghurt male
-nah man she got a vagayjay she fo sho a mayonnaise female bruh
-nah man she got a vagayjay she fo sho a mayonnaise female bruh
by Hotgirl826 June 29, 2024

Joan: Did you go see Harvard last weekend or Stanford?
Jane: It doesn’t matter, it was all khakis and mayonnaise anyway so it sucked.
Jane: It doesn’t matter, it was all khakis and mayonnaise anyway so it sucked.
by come_at_me_bros May 7, 2021

This phrase is simply a redneck's way of telling you your car is very nice. I'm not really sure how to spell mayonnaise when used in this application. Any helpers out there?
by lindafarkle February 27, 2014

Person a: "So after you solver for x, you need to substitute it back into the equation."
Person b: "alright, I'm eating your mayonnaise"
Person b: "alright, I'm eating your mayonnaise"
by purple-tortilla-chip September 14, 2023

by castrated wormhole March 13, 2025

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! July 4, 2023

Someone: "I like eating mayonnaise out of the jar."
Marina: "who are you, pearl?"
Someone: "Yes" *takes off disguise*
Pearl: "you fool! It's me!"
Marina: ":0"
Marina: "who are you, pearl?"
Someone: "Yes" *takes off disguise*
Pearl: "you fool! It's me!"
Marina: ":0"
by mlgdoge_12343 April 27, 2024
