Mandem

Usually used to express a group of people preferably a gang. It's used as a term to explain a group or people or as a threat.

Tom - what you gonna do about it?
John - imma set bare Mandem on you

by UrbanisedWords October 4, 2015

Mandering

Advertising and messaging designed to pander to fragile male egos.

You see that new ad on TV? It's like, "Is ordinary toilet paper not cutting it? Try Ass Scraps Shit Shingles!! Designed to take the punishment that a real man's anus delivers on the daily. This ain't the lavender-scented butt paper your grandma buys!! Now with smokey bacon flavor!" Total mandering.

by 500Dogs June 19, 2018

Mandem

A word meaning friends/crew usually used by roadmen

ay yo me and the mandem on our way

by Urdadlesbein October 10, 2018

mr.manders

The weirdest person on the planet

Mr.Manders- *does the beaver face*

by farts of the pan January 13, 2014

Det finns ju mandelmjöl

Uttrycket ”det finns ju mandelmjöl” tillkom år 2014 av Tyra Sundberg och Anna Gustafsson. Uttrycket motsvarar frasen ”Ja, det är klart det finns”, och används när någonting uppenbarligen existerar. Användningen av meningen spred sig snabbt våren 2019 och är nu frekvent använt i Göteborg.

”Finns det risk för könssjukdomar vid oskyddat samlag?”
”Ja, det finns ju mandelmjöl.”

”Finns det cashewnötsmjöl?”
”Ja, det finns ju mandelmjöl”

by fluffiepie June 8, 2019

Mantext

Text message sent from a straight male to another straight male, or from a straight male to a lesbian consisting of the word "Mantext," some play on words containing "mantext" within, or any phrase including or ending with "mantext."

In essence, "Mantext" operates on the theory that non-sexuomantic texts are always meant with a degree of disappointment, especially those from men (your bros) labeled "Mantext."

The most demoralizing Mantexts are received by those anxiously anticipating a ladytext, preferably on a rainy Friday or Saturday night while watching Redtube.

"Mantext ."

"Lets not argue about semantexts."

"I got 99 problems and a Mantext is one."

"Mo Mantext Mo Problems."

"Happiness is a Warm Mantext ."

"Mantexter United"

"Mantexter City"

"I hope you're not mantexturbating right now."

"The I v s b e Mantext "

"Holy Mantext Batman!"

"Mantext Episode IV: A New Mantext "

"Mantext Episode V: The Empire Mantexts Back"

"Mantext Episode VI: Return of the Mantext "

"Michael Manntext"

"Payton Manntext"

"Mantext Ramirez"

"Hevenu Shalom A-mantext !"

"Did somebody order a Mantext ?"

"It's raining Mantexts!"

"Mantexts of Mass Destruction."

"MANTEXT ACCOMPLISHED"

"To Mantext or not to Mantext."

"There's no Mantext in team"

"But there's a Mantext in win."

"I'm gonna make you a Mantext you can't refuse."

"Official U.S. Military Policy: Don't man, don't text."

by yourfrienddan October 3, 2009

Mandeeped

Your mate called Mandeep attempts to fool you with phony lies. explaining that he cant "go out" because his curry rents wont let him. but really he is going out with his own curry mates.

Russ- Hey mate, Want to go to blitz tonight?
Mandeep- Sorry mate, I have to do study and stuff, plus my rents wont let me because i went outside last month..
Russ- Shiiiit, i just got mandeeped.

by Sussruss March 6, 2011