Melted Klondike

Fucking an unwashed ass with shit residue in the crack and cumming, inside of her dirty crack to give it a signature chocolate swirl.

I gave that dirty whore a melted Klondike.

by Venusdnotche January 5, 2026

Melted Klondike

Fucking an unwashed shitty ass raw, then shooting a thick load into the asscrack to give it a signature swirl.

I gave that whore a melted Klondike last night.

by Venusdnotche January 5, 2026

Pink Malteser

The name commonly referring to a small penis; Malteser being the name of a popular confectionery brand in the UK in the form of small chocolate balls.

"Wow, did you see the size of that guys cock?"
"Yeah, I know! It was about the size of a Pink Malteser!"

by Phantasium August 31, 2012

you melted

-you're a mess

-you're attractive, hot, fineeee

Bitch you melted.

by brina_214 April 3, 2016

Model-Malte

A model-Malte is a pretty boy who is also great at Maths. You can call him Math-Malte too. He is lazy when he have to do math even though he can do it. He used to be a model but his big be a mathematician.

Model-Malte make your math homework!

by VMSE September 9, 2018

fs melted

what British girls put on their Snapchat story when someone’s doing they’re head in or they’ve missed something

McDonald’s is closed fs melted

by Sk8rshrek March 23, 2019

Cheese melted

A sandwich made in the microwave with 3 pieces of white american cheese on sliced bread, cooked for 32 seconds.. invented by Lori and Marci in the early 1980's

Lori made her best friend Marci a cheese melted for lunch.

by belladeefy May 8, 2020