The mall that died with honor, by not changing, reiventing itself, or keeping up with the rest no matter who threatened it with closure. It died as Eastland, no matter what negative attention came its way late in its life. It was the grand mall for the working people and not just the wealthy.
by The Original Agahnim May 26, 2021
The mall that hasn't had a successful redevelopment because in reality nothing would replace it. It should have been left alone instead of demolished, but unless they build another Eastland, people know that something will always be missing, and that they fucked up by taking it from them. It's like a neighborhood that no longer exists, it's gone forever now.
by The Original Agahnim May 26, 2021
Eastland Mall wasn't lost due to lack of appreciation, people did love going there. It was lost because someone knew people loved going there.
by Solid Mantis May 02, 2021
The thing every male does at one point or another when he's stuck in any form of a shopping center with a woman.
Friend One: Hey you wanna go play video games later.
Friend Two: No I can't my girls going shopping, I'll most likely be Mall-Monitoring.
Friend Two: No I can't my girls going shopping, I'll most likely be Mall-Monitoring.
by dr. bustanut November 12, 2014
"I needed a new coffee maker, but Target was sold out of the Cuisinart, so I had no choice but to go to Sears and pay the Mall Tax."
by RexDriver March 07, 2014
A mom who takes her children to the play center in the mall, then gets mad at other kids for things her child does.
by Lilpotatolove August 07, 2018
by scotto708 December 30, 2014